Chocolate Hammer

After anal sex, the man pulls out and strikes the female in the forehead with his poopy dick.

After anal sex the man pulls out and strikes the female in the forehead with his poopy dick. This is the Chocolate Hammer

by Hubbard Lake January 8, 2009

Thors hammer

The act of rubbing tiger balm on your penis prior to having intercourse

She wasn't very tight so i decided to break out Thors hammer

by obstar February 9, 2010

Akron Hammer

Preferred nickname of Lebron James, one of the best players in the NBA, coined by the beautiful Michelle Beadle.

The Akron Hammer just put the final nail in the coffin for the Celtics.

For some reason Colin Cowherd won't call the Akron Hammer by his real name and keeps calling him King James. He must be referring to James Worthy I guess.

The Akron Hammer sends it down...WITH AUTHORITY!

We are all witnesses to the Akron Hammer's greatness.

by G Gifford December 24, 2009

Google Hammer

A web page that is actually 2 guys f***ing each other up the ass and counting how many times the guy's dick spins. FOR QUEERS ONLY

"Hey man check out Google Hammer. It's soooo much better than Normal Google"
"Yeah, Sure man"
looks up Google Hammer
"Eww man that's disgusting!"
"Lol"

by Moose6969 May 1, 2009

hammed

drunk; hammered.

he got hammed.

by . June 15, 2003

PANTS HAMMER

One of the many nouns used to describe the male reproductive organ.
Also known as: What your mom was munching on last night.

"Wow, I'd like to give his mom a pound with my pants hammer!"

by E. Nigma June 10, 2007

Trojan War Hammer

The act of placing ones erect phalice over the forehead of ones partner, extending from the top of the forehead past the tip of the nose (hopefully). Thus mimicking the old helmuts used by Trojans warriors.

A Trojan War Hammer, if done correctly, can result in a simultaneous teabagging.

by Nick Straughan June 20, 2006