Half-Day Dave

Derived from the expression Hedo Dave and Cutting Out Early. A Half-Day Dave is a person who is never late twice in the same day. This means that if the person arrives to work late, then in order to not be late twice in the same day he must leave early. Typically, a Half-Day Dave person will arrive sometime after 9:30am and leave work by 3:30pm at the very latest.

Note that the Half-Day Daveer need not necissarily be named Dave. It has been seen on numerous occasions that The Rod is actually better at arriving late and leaving early than even Dave himself!

Hey The Rod - I see you have your Karate uniform... I guess you will be pulling a Half-Day Dave again!!!

by Hedo Dave June 4, 2004

Halm

1. To consume rapidly in dominant fashion
2. To rep

Wow P-Unit really halmed that halmburger!

by T-unit11111 December 1, 2005

halffag

someone who is bisexual.
likes someone from both sexes.
not a full fag but a halffag.

shut up you stupid hallfag.
look at that halffag over there.
gawd your such a fucking halffag.

by Leesahh September 5, 2008

Halpert Hair

Having long uncombed hair that resembles Jim's from The Office.

I woke up this morning and had some crazy halpert hair goin.

by Dan5999 November 7, 2007

Half a Tuffy

An erection. However, not at full mast. Not flacid, not rock hard.

Dolan: Whadya do last nite Fav?
Fav: Drank some single malt and hung out with Kelly Green.
Dolan: I know you are skipping out on some graphic details.
Fav: Whaaa???
Dolan: Did you pound on her pelt?
Fav: I wouldn't call it pounding, no. I could only get half a tuffy. Damn Scotch.
Dolan: Happens every time.

by Fav April 16, 2008

Halszka

A wild party animal, the one that stays till the end even if its three days later. Normally a crazy red head, who will make sure everyone is having a good time! Likes to have lots of friends around her. You will often find her in bed on a Monday after calling in sick to her work.

"Halszka the party animal" "Halszka the last one standing"

by WineNumber3 April 24, 2010

Halloween whore

A girl who dresses normally all year, but for one night, October 31st, she lets her true whore show by wearing the sluttiest Halloween costume possible.

This costume party is great! It's full of Halloween whores. Look at that one in the slutty Game of Thrones wilding costume!!

by Rex Molder October 30, 2014