gnomed

Get gnomed

person 1: hi bro
Person 2: pulls out a fun

Person 1: oh I've been gnomed

by GIMME DA SUCC May 8, 2019

leaping gnome

a midget that happens to be jumping.

Oh my god did you see that leaping gnome go past just now?

Colton you are such a leaping gnome

by Maton22 April 7, 2008

Gnome

Pronounced (gee-no-me) or guh-no-me) and is the correct way to pronounce Gnome (nome).

Rando- Hey, do you like my Nomes'?
You- Don't you mean Gnome?
Rando- Oh yeah, sorry, I have been pronouncing it wrong my whole life.

by SkittleCritter69420 September 7, 2022

gnome orgies

While playing Bingo, it is the state of having all of the "G" numbers on your card crossed off.

Now that they called "G-54" I have gnome orgies on this card.

by biblioforhire May 12, 2016

Gnome

The gnomes are an outdoors decorations made from ceramic and are most commonly found on lawns and the deepest depths of Hell. They sustain on human energy. Beware of the gnomes. Kill on sight.

A -Yo, I saw a gnome yesterday on my bed.
B -Burn your house and run while you can.

by gnomeisdangerousRUN March 14, 2021

gnome buddha

A god that everyone should worship it is featured in a bunch of demonic pinhole camera photos and has becoming a growing religion called m.f.g

all hail the gnome Buddha

by gnomebuddhashouldbeworshipped May 23, 2020

Hairy gnome

A short gnome with a long beard.

David told the man, “You’re so short you look like a hairy gnome with your long beard, dude. Haha, I believe you wouldn’t be so dramatic about that even if you’re cool and mathematic.”

by The Fat Chav July 4, 2021