Glick

To ejaculate.

Johnny: Did you see that creepy homeless dude whip out his schlong and glick into the public urinal?

Chip: Those knuckleheads on the football team were trying to convince me to play gookie cookie.

There is NO way I'm going to glick on some cracker with a bunch of crackers!

by GrungeStein April 15, 2009

Glock 7

This is a fake model used named in DieHard 2. It doesn't exist, regardless what the pinhead above says.

I believe everything they say in the movies, because I am a Glock 7

by nostar November 9, 2010

glock

The cheapest, weakest, least manly handgun in Counterstrike. In CS 1.5, it was pretty much impossible to kill anyone with it, even on burst-fire, but it was made a little more powerful in CS 1.6. It still sounds like a staple gun, though.

You attacked <L33t-Killah> C@p-A-C0p with Glock 18: 13 hits, 54 damage

by supaDISC June 23, 2004

glockey

From the word glock it's someone who wields a firearm but isn't trained how to use it properly.

Damn those ballas are glockeys... we can take 'em with our hands tied on our backs!

by Penga March 22, 2008

Glockbuster

Another name for a gun shop that is very trashy and make their guns very easy to purchase. They can mostly be found in big cities or independently owned by redneck families.

- I gotsa problem that needs dealin wit'
- Awe hell no!
- Hell yea, but ain't nuttin' I can't fix widda visit to a Glockbuster! Hello!

by Remmot August 1, 2011

glockschmear

A friendly prank where the schmearer hocks a deep throatful lugie onto the cheek of the schmearie. The schmearer then fills his palm with a healhy amount of baby powder and then proceeds to bitch slap the schmerie sandwitching the lugie while screaming "Glockschmear!"(In a german accent).

As myles slept soundly on the couch, brandon hocked a throatful lugie and propelled in right onto his face. He then covered his hand in baby powder and slapped the shit out of him while screaming 'GLOCKSCHMEAR!"

Next Morning - "Brandon I think theres something wrong with your couch its covered in powder"

by brosen August 7, 2011

Glock cock

When you girlfriend mistaken your glock for a cock

Dam that's a big cock you have erm... thats my glock cock sarah

by Connor scoogle June 4, 2018