glockenschpiel

Relating to a large cock.

A LARGE church in Munich.

OR

A clock.

"Oh my, what a glockenschpiel you have!"

"Have you ever worshipped your savior in Glockenschpiel."

"I bought an antique glockenspchpiel from lala land."

by Frijoleschichichocolate December 18, 2006

Gock

The GOCK is the male equivalent to the GUNT. Found on larger men, where the gut and cock become one unsightly area that is off putting to all!!!

"look at that fat cunt, he's got the biggest GOCK i've ever seen"

by scooper dooper April 15, 2009

gock powder

Just like talcam powder for an irritated gock area.

I hope Jeff has a good supply of "gock powder" the way that boy sweats his fat gock has gotta be red and raw without a sprinkle of that good old "gock powder"

by Mr.Traxx February 12, 2009

glock

A peashooter, but also a headshooter. Used by l337 d00d5 to astound n00bs

1) G10C|< |o0\/\/4|-|!!!!!
2) j00 |\|008, 1 0\/\/|\|3Z j00 \/\/17|-| 73|-| G10C|<!!!!!

by DragonSpike August 17, 2003

Glock

A word that fetty wap says in 679, but 90 percent of the world's population doesn't know what the fuck it means.

I got a Glock in my 'rarri, 17 shots, no 38

by Tragic Bronson(Javalle McGee) September 3, 2016

Flowing Glockamentubo and the Cow

a series of books created to study the chakra of cattle and how to make them more happy using Tai Chi and other energetic arts.

" This Cow's Glockamentubo is very rich, these are some pictures of Tai Chi movements you can do to get your cattle in a more peaceful states. " See picture: "Making your bull more passive"

The Flowing Glockamentubo and the cow is an art most impressive for getting cattle ready for slaughter.

by Zack S July 30, 2008

gock

gay jock, ex:

-wears no-sleeve shirts at all times
( cut off )
-pretends to like sports and only drinks beer in the presence of potential gocks
-goes to the gym daily and visists the tanning regularly( 3-4 times a week )
-plays sports, but only to look at the other guys in the shower

Moving to anew school, its hard to meet new people. Where are the gyms, where are the clubs, and most importantly , where are the gocks?

by MrGock October 16, 2008