German Carwash

To ejaculate on a females back and then urinate on her to rinse off the seimen

jack German Carwashed me last night!

by munroe94 December 18, 2010

Geronimo Bunga

A declaration that roughly means impending ass-kicking.

You diss'n me? Geronimo Bunga motherfucker!!!

by Mr.Asshole August 19, 2006

German Furnace

A self inflicted Dutch Oven. Farting under your covers and pulling them over your own head to enjoy your gastro aroma!

Dude, I love smelling my own ass so much I am a frequent occupant of the German Furnace.

by AD218 August 26, 2008

German Lantern

The very arduous task of lubercating ones balls and slipping them into a females anus and having intercourse at the same time.

My girl friend likes it when I get freaky with her, she gets extra horney when I execute the German Lantern.

by Purple DogShit June 15, 2009

German Jerkoff

The act of masturbating to David Hasselhoff's picture while wearing lederhosen and playing german polka music.

Colton: Hey I am having a German Jerkoff party this weekend, you wanna cum. hehe
Cameron: Yes please, but can it just be a party of 2
Colton: Im so happy we are so close

Cameron: Same here my life would not be complete without you.

by Waskar March 14, 2011

Germanated

To get absolutely catastrophically destroyed without hope of a full comeback.

"Did you see Germany vs England?"
"Yeah 4-1, they got Germanated"

"Brazil.7-1 huh?"
"Germanated"*cries*

by YouDidntKnowWhatItMeantDidYou July 14, 2014

German Spongebob

When you take a shit on your partner and rub it around with a sponge during sexual activities. Usually on ones chest.

She gave me the German Spongebob last night.

by Impalaman67 January 2, 2017