fluterfucked

A state of panic or excitement due to intense surounding

I get home and everything is fluterfucked. The. Kids are stream ng, the dogs barking, husband's hanging from the tree...

by Fluterfucked gals October 15, 2022

flute

a person who is scared of someone

you scared of tommy you a flute

by Dreamd0ll._M October 22, 2022

Flute

A man who practices pre-marital sex. Often is doing so with a woman who has breast or boobs. This will be done by having the penis enter the vaginal cavity.

That Flute is bound to go to hell.

by Pilot Brown January 20, 2024

Flute

a substitute word for smoking

Jeff: looks high
Rico: you look like you played the flute earlier
Jeff: ya it was a fucken concert

by Da tall boiii February 29, 2024

Fluted

Fellatio with anal penetration using a finger. Thought to be named after the shape of a flute resembling a penis, and the fingers covering the holds resembling the anal penetration. Could also be due to the fact that the word “glutes” often autocorrects to “flutes”.

I got fluted so hard last night, it was the best experience of my life.

by Waterycute June 10, 2024

Fluted

(adj.) – A term used to describe an irregular burn pattern in a spliff or joint, where a burn hole forms along the side, causing it to resemble a flute. This uneven combustion can be caused by improper rolling, uneven airflow, or inconsistencies in the material.

This spliff done fluted on me!

by Marica Linn January 31, 2025

Flute Banded

When your friends trick you into getting cheated out of your money to start a puruvian flute band

GOD DAMN IT I GOT FLUTE BANDED!!!!!!!! GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Poo Poo Fart Bart February 28, 2026