Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 26, 2018

Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 26, 2018

Golden Curvy Flute

A Golden Curvy Flute is just a French Horn but flute version

Y’know how your instrument says how straight you are? Yeah, that’s why I went from Flute to Golden Curvy flute

by Carbonated.moth February 29, 2020

/flute

Command in Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) for playing a flute, theres always some twat in the game standing in one of the towns playing the fucking flute with his gay furry band

Oy mate, you wanna play some ESO?
Nah theres always conts using the /flute command everywhere

by Mjolkpaket March 06, 2018

flute booty

A "flute booty" is when a woman has a tight and unattractive behind. All muscle no fat.

Greg: "Man that chick got a nice tight ass."
Jason: "Man that bitch got a flute booty."

by T.T.S.D March 24, 2016

Flying flute

A flying flute is when you give no fucks after a couple margaritas and dtf

The guy down the bar is ugly but I don't give a flying flute because I'm still dtf.

by FlyingFlutist December 27, 2016

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025