BANDED 

An acronym created gang leader SK which stands for Bitch Ass Niggas Deserve Every Disrespect and used as a mantra in the SNL gang, the Street Niggas for Life, a gang formed east of Chicago.

Guy 1: "Man that punk ass bitch is stealing your business, nigga!"

Guy 2: "BANDED, my nigga, BANDED."

BANDED by Bandit2222222 July 9, 2009

Banded 

To draw a cigar band on a piece of paper

I banded his papers

Banded by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

banded 

(adj.) Drunk and high by mixing alcohol and weed.

I was drinking vodka and taking hits so I was banded as shit last night.

banded by GooseyLoosey06 May 20, 2022

Banded 

Acronym for Bitch Ass Niggas Deserve Every Disrespect. Also commonly used in online games as a synonym of "banned".

*gets shrekt in pvp*
Skrub: "HACKER! GET BANDED!

Thug: "BANDED, nigga, BANDED!"

Banded by xX_uRm0m_Xx February 21, 2015

Banded 

Shiny band on your finger to show that you are Married.

Single friend: "Can i come over to the picnic"
Married friend: "No bro, only banded people allowed.

Banded by Spufler187 June 10, 2023

Banded Neutrophils 

Banded Neutrophils are immature forms of Neutrophils. When they mature they turn into Neutrophils. Banded Neutrophils make up 10% of your immune cells. Banded Neutrophils are usually mass produced when a infection occurs

Banded Neutrophils are a part of your immune system.

Banded Neutrophils by Ant Guy June 15, 2023

banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.

Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha

banded jasper by Up north Minnesotan September 1, 2019