When you go to your friends for a sleep over and decied to crap the shit out of them (literally). When they're asleep you strip naked rub hot steamy shit all over your arms, legs and head, before crouching over their body in a squating position and screaming at the top of your lungs. Eventually when they wake up throw the remaining shit all over them!
by Oscar felangie October 5, 2016
Get the The floppy orangutanmug. The act in which 10 or more males get together, with one female for a gang bang. One of the men is to be tricked and held down by the other participants. The woman will begin to peg the tricked male, while all of the other males slap his face with there flaccid penis. The act is only finished when the male has both sets of cheeks flushed.
Man 1 : man we totally got Jon the other night
Man 2: yeah for sure he definitely wasn't ready for the floppy flapper.
Woman: I wonder if it hurts worse to sit down or to smile.
Man 2: yeah for sure he definitely wasn't ready for the floppy flapper.
Woman: I wonder if it hurts worse to sit down or to smile.
by Odinson01 May 24, 2022
Get the Floppy flappermug. Having vaginal intercourse with a flaccid penis.
by Thephallicprophet May 28, 2022
Get the Floppy Stylemug. by Floppydoggie February 21, 2023
Get the Floppy doggiemug. "I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"
"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."
"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."
by gunplanexus July 14, 2020
Get the Floppy Dick Rulesmug. by Short1e August 10, 2022
Get the Floppy Tangomug. Big ginormous breastes. Large mammeries that flip and flop around if not supported. Often hang to the belly button with age.
Hey, look at Pam Anderson’s big floppy mams. I think its About time for another trip to the plastic surgeon.
by MP Vet September 4, 2020
Get the big floppy mamsmug.