fail barn

the word for failing or sucking at something. a barn full of failure.

"I totally just fail barned at this game" - Tony

by homar17 January 19, 2008

fail

What unoriginal, unimaginative motherfuckers say to other people in an attempt to help them forget what a failure their life really is.

Person A: "What an epic fail"
Person B: "Hey, fuck you man!"

by Jumbrone October 19, 2009

Fail Post

Canada Post, Express Post and Priority Post.

"Hey dude your parcel here yet?"

"No dude fail post doesn't fail on the weekend so I have to wait till monday."

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"Hey dude where's your parcel at man?"

"Fail post dropped by when I wasn't at home so I have to wait another two days until the failman returns it to the faildepot."

by Earwiggs February 2, 2009

Fail King

Someone that fails at everything.

Roi Heenok is such a Fail King.

by fargo123 May 26, 2010

fail gay

to be unflaboyant or uninitiated in commonly gay convention despite actually being gay

to fail at being gay

"wow.. what a fail gay"

by Onyx Lioness April 24, 2010

fail

What people tend to do when engaging in online chatrooms by not giving themselves the ability to hit the backspace button to correct epic typos.

Person 1: <# i luvv youu!!1
...
fail
Person 2: hahaa you fail!

by N@y June 6, 2011

atomic fail

When someone or something has reached seven consecutive epic fail (failures) within an "absurdly small amount of time" it is known as an 'atomic fail' or failure. It is believed that no man, animal or object has ever been able to pull this feat off as failing that many times, so hard and so close together is almost impossible.

The closest record is rumored to attain 4 of the required 7 epic failures, but this claim is unfounded.

Guy 1: Dude that was an atomic failure.
Guy 2: Hey, I know I just killed an old lady, got aids, ground my legs to my knee caps, caught my house on fire and accidentally ate my dog but there's no reason to exaggerate.

by Flopjack August 5, 2008