epic fail

A failure of cosmic scales. Could be used to express how pathetic someone is.

-Wow this Geril guy is such an epic fail.
-Hell he is.

by Puretruthbro December 17, 2008

Epic Fail

A fail that is so extreme, that it is found amusing by other people.

"What are you doing here?" Man asks wife at brothel.


Epic Fail

by benderbeast February 15, 2009

Epic Failtacular

The most epic fail possible. This is a fail so epic that it touches the border of being a win but is still undeniably a fail.

This fail stands alone at the very top of The Fail Scale:

(Win,

Loss,

Fail,

Epic Fail,

Failtacular,

Epic Failtacular)

This is the most dramatic and epic fail of all fails.

1). Incorrect: Steve: Dude, I totally picked up a hot girl last night.
Matt: That's an epic wintacular.

Correct: Steve: Dude. I just picked up a totally hot girl last night.
Matt: That's great man.
Steve: Yeah, except for the fact that when I woke up, realized that it was actually my mother.
Matt: Dude, epic failtacular.
Steve: Yeah, I know.

2). Steve: Hey dude, I got Hannah Montana Tickets for next weekend.
Matt: EPIC FAILTACULAR.

by Wikked1 May 10, 2009

Epic Gamer

An "Epic Gamer" is someone who is very good at video games, hell, even sudoku. This person is also a major CHAD as well, and will treat every gamer he/she comes across with respect and kindness.

Person #1: YOOOOOOO! WHY IS HE SO GOOD AT ANIMAL CROSSING?!?!?!!?

Person #2: Well good sir, he is, without a doubt, an Epic Gamer.

by SuperClean29 April 26, 2020

epic fail

When someone tries to do something cool but it results the act of 'coolness' going horribly wrong. Even funnier when someone gets hurt.

biggestfail.blogspot.com - full of epic fails

by Bertrambendlebits May 26, 2009

Epic Day

Metalheads epic day that started on july 25, 2007. A holiday dedicated to all metal heads to party and listen to the best tunes of metal

"Epic Day"

by metall666 July 17, 2009

EPIC

EPIC, an expression to show vast amounts of enthusiasm. It is also used to express your opinion of something being awesome, beastly or great.

Another usage of EPIC is often 'EPIC Fail', an expression meaning you failed or sucked at something very very badly, or did not realize it.

person 1: Did you see Zombieland?!
person 2: Yeah, that movie was EPIC!

person 1: That guy can't play baseball for crap.
person 2: Yeah, he swung the bat and it flew right out of his hand.
person 1: God, what an EPIC Fail.

by Thekhluver May 31, 2010