Probably the best boyfriend to ever exist, really.
He's the only kind and caring guy I've ever dated that actually talks to me and likes to be around me.
Super affectionate and overall an awesome person... Magnificent is a better word actually.
I fucking love him.
He's my one and only Telescopic Octopus & Kreme with Explosive Grandmas <3
He's the only kind and caring guy I've ever dated that actually talks to me and likes to be around me.
Super affectionate and overall an awesome person... Magnificent is a better word actually.
I fucking love him.
He's my one and only Telescopic Octopus & Kreme with Explosive Grandmas <3
by PineappleFlex August 7, 2022
Get the Eli Tondermug. A man some would say but his upper body doesn't make up for his tiny penis. He also enjoys to touch people. Perferibly males under the age of 19
by Stefeno177 February 3, 2017
Get the Eli Gironmug. by Yooooobroo15 August 30, 2021
Get the Eli and Gabriellemug. 
Jens Eli is a term in the Faroe Islands, it means that your a dirty person, or you have forgotten to use the shower. It could also mean that your a Pervert.
"Ew you smell awful, are you an Jens Eli?", or you could say, " Why are you staring at me in the shower? You damn Jens Eli".
by GigaBigaNoob March 10, 2020
Get the Jens Elimug. A stinky man who’s addicted to the green plant, rumour has it his mum lives off benefits and he’s got black under his nails
by Norton September 20, 2020
Get the Eli Howardmug.