European Tour

Reverse jungle fever

White Guy - Hey bro, totally hooked up with a ethnic chick last night!!
Another White Guy - Dude! You got jungle fever!!
Black Girl - Oh girl!! I hooked up with a white boy!

Another Black Girl - Ohh bitch, you went on a European Tour?!

by OriginalNT May 7, 2011

european osculation

european= france
osculation= to kiss

"he was cute, but i dont think i liked him enough to european osculate him!"

by Keatz May 29, 2005

European English

European English is the main language of Europe. European English is derived from American English, the native official language of the United State America.

European English takes the comparatively simplistic spellings of American English words and makes them much fucking harder to spell by adding unnecessary letters, in line with Europe's tradition of complicating things.

Common examples of the differences between American English(Correct form: Real English) and European English:

Color -> Colour
Airplane -> Aeroplane
Mustache -> Moustache
Aluminum -> Aluminium
Fiber -> Fibre
Organize -> Organise

by James Xuan July 29, 2009

european pizza

its when you take a hot diarria on a girls chest then you piss on it then you cum on it then u lick it up.

boy: "hey wanna make a european pizza"
girl: "ok, sounds good"
boy: "oh, it is".
girl: "yes that tastes good"

by Nate newpower November 5, 2008

european-american

An euphemism for "white", symptome of politically correct madness and a sign, that calling someone "white" will get "offensive" soon.

First of all, would you ever recognise an european Tatar as "european-american"? No, you wouldn't. Neither would you recognise a Russian as "asian-american" - and the fact nobody ever tried to call Russians or Georgians like that proves it's about outward apperance (shared by the so-called races), not geographical orgin. So stop beating around the bush and grow up, people, face the adult world, in which you're exposed to some minor stresses and difficulties, like calling something by the name, by that invocing unpleasant free associations.

"White" is shorter and more accurate, than european-american, so just give it up already.

by Senex November 1, 2008

europarents

European post-war immigrants; inhabit North America; brought forth offspring in United States and Canada; often demonstrate extreme close-mindedness and unwillingness to discuss sex, religion, money or politics with anyone, particularly their children; often exhibit antiquated religious beliefs

"I can't stay out late tonight; my europarents are making me go to church tomorrow."

by J. Kramer March 25, 2005

European Union

When you have sex, specifically, with someone from Europe. Similar to Uniting Nations.

Example 1

Guy 1: Dude, I banged that Slovakian chick last night.
Guy 2: European Union, man!
Guy 3: That's what I'm talking about!

Example 2

Jimmy totally had sex with a hot chick from Spain. It was an epic European Union.

by ChargeitUp August 27, 2013