Eating Grapes Off the Wallpaper

used to describe someone that is acting upon delusions or hallucinations

She ate so much acid, she was seeing purple elephants, hiding from lil' green men, and eating grapes off the wallpaper.

by KarenP September 30, 2005

e-dating

When you know that you fail at life so badly that you meet people from far far away and seriously date them exclusively online.

Signs that you're e-dating:
You're both on the internet
They're a million miles away in another state or country
You've never met them face to face (webcam doesn't count)
You find yourself kissing your computer screen
When you have sex it looks like text (typically in the form of an email, instant message or worse yet a comment)
A romantic candle light dinner for two ends up being you alone in a dimly lit room sitting in front of your computer
A walk on the beach ends up being nothing more than role play over the internet
They're complete strangers to you, you just met and don't know a thing about each other and yet still confess to being in "love"

You're online (skype, yahoo, myspace, youtube, facebook, ect) crying about being broken and not having any friends.

him: I'm broken too....no one understands me
you: Broken people are destined for each other! <3
him: yeah... *sniffle*
you: I love you!

him: I love you to! BTW where do you live? What do you look like? Can I keep you forever?
you: Yay! x3 America, you? Uhm, uhm -sends pic- and you could keep me forever!
him: Japan

Now you're e-dating

by awakened insanity September 15, 2011

eating the meatloaf

when someone licks a black girls ass

guy 1: so what did tom do with that hooker last nite?

guy 2: he was eating the meatloaf

by meaty buns November 1, 2009

eating chinese

To perform oral sex on a woman. Its a small, but managable leap from the stereotype that chinese restaurants serve cat meat.

I don't mind eating chinese, especially when my girlfriend is willing to return the favor.

by Mister_Miagi July 30, 2010

Eating Glass

A metaphor for attempting something extremely difficult, with a steep learning curve, or requiring a lot of practice to perfect

Elon Musk compared being an entrepreneur to "eating glass"

"Man, winning the new boss fight is tough. It's like eating glass!"

by Killer DM March 9, 2019

Eating Kiwi

When you're going down on a beautiful young girl perhaps a virgin that is extremely fresh, clean, and juicy her vagina tastes like a kiwi, therefore you are eating kiwi.

"Nah Bob's busy right now, he's eating kiwi"
"Hey is that some kiwi on your chin?"

by B.I. Josephs February 2, 2007

eating Doritos

A discrete euphemism for having sex. Different flavors classify different sexual acts.

Paul: "So they just started eating Doritos on your bed?"
Rob: "Yeah dude, I had to just sit there a watch"

by Guy with No Life & 2 much time November 5, 2012