When young boys or men go to bed an erection eater roams the night. If the man or boy has a wet dream they became endengered of falling victim to the erecton eater, who can smell cum for miles. It is an ugly crearture that crawls up to your bed and bites your dick off and stores it in her pouch of penis's, and uses them to pleasure herself after sticking metal rods in them. The victims never even feel this but wake up to a penisless body. These occurances happen mostly in china. This is because the erection eater was once a young chinnese orphan boy who was raped and killed and swore to eliminate every penis in the world. After men relize what has happen they most likly kill themselves.
Jeff: Tom wheres timmy?
Tom: Well.... last night an erection eater ripped off his penis and then he killed himself.
Jeff: That sucks.
Tom: Well.... last night an erection eater ripped off his penis and then he killed himself.
Jeff: That sucks.
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