earsmacked

Getting caught with your ear smack up against a hotel or dorm door, listening in on the good times going on inside.

Jimmy's girl Lilly caught him earsmacked up on Janice's door, she in there with her skinny boy getting jazzed.

by Runkster March 29, 2016

Earsthetic

When something is aesthetically pleasing but for the ears, not the eyes.

John McFart: This picture is aesthetic dude
Fart McJohn: Yup. However this song right hear is EARsthetic
John McFart: LuL great pun m'dude

by AddiVF October 15, 2017

Earsexual

Someone who wants to have sex with an ear

Guy 1. Man I had Jennifer over and she asked me to fuck her in the ears so hard

Guy 2. Dude she must be earsexual

by Earsexualhuman December 26, 2020

Earsula

Earsula- Cleans 24/7 and will cook for you. Don’t get on her nerves or she will yell the fuck out of you or get mad. Has a lot of weapons and dreams for sharp weapons. Cares a lot as long as you respect her and don’t get on her nerves then she will be nice and show love. Earsula also loves to drink and party, Curses a lot but still follows god.

Earsula is the most badass and nicest person you will ever meet

by Allnamesarecool1 May 22, 2021

earslugs

earslugs is something you say when your parents around so nobody says something stupid

me: earslugs
my friend: ok i won’t call your mom a milf anymore

by midnightplant August 25, 2021

Earsey

A "nice" girl who would do anything for anyone she would fight anyone for her friends cause that's how she is,shes also a badass and you wouldn't want to mess with her because :)

Person1: OMG did you just see that girl hit that boy in the head with a bat:0

Person2: There go my friend Earsey thats how she is

by Mayaisabadass:) September 11, 2021

Earsighted

Most men, particularly husbands, are earsighted - the condition of being borderline deaf when 3 feet from their spouse. Problem amplified when their wife is assigning chores or talking about her day. Fortunately, those afflicted with being earsighted are usually quite adept at hearing far away, like when their friend has pulled into the driveway to take them away.

The doctor put down his ear scope after examining Jeff and asked him if his wife started a new job. Upon Jeff confirming, the ear doctor explained that Jeff was suffering from a case of being earsighted.

by Grant Rampus January 28, 2022