e-cockblock

1. When you are about to watch porn, and right as the video loads, you get an Instant Message (AIM, MSN, YAHOO, etc) that blocks the video.

2. The same instance of getting an IM, but right as you start to orgasm from masturbating while watching porn.

Oh my god, I was watching some great lesbian porn when I got e-cockblocked by my friend!

by hoboX10 July 16, 2009

e-crack

a video game so addicting the only thing stopping you from playing it is your console or computer frezzing up

jim played that e-crack 15 strait hours before it froze up and he passed out

by Komando367 October 13, 2007

e cleanser

Somebody who corrects someone else, and they're a complete asshole/sarcastic about it.

Guy 1: i li3k pie

e cleanser: Guy 1, I believe that the correct grammer and usage of that sentence is "I like pie". Correct spelling is always of the utmost importance when on the Internet.

Guy 1: Stfu e cleanser

by baconfreshbacon November 22, 2009

e-cation

A virtual vacation taken by browsing the travel sites for your chosen destination.

We were so broke this summer we had to cancel our European cruise and took an e-cation to Greece instead.

by Happy in Hawaii October 21, 2010

e-clingy

When someone can't be clingy because they are too far away, and they repeatedly voice affection through instant messages.

She's being e-clingy tonight.

by The Tall Guy March 5, 2007

E-cum

Bodily fluid of the cyber sense made up of little 1's and 0's usually released after watching online pr0n or cybering.

He E-cums all over the keyboard, releasing a flood of 0s and 1s on the poor girl on the other side.

by xqubit November 15, 2004

V.E.-card

when someone still hold there "V.E. card",or "virgin ears card" mean they haven't been exposed to what some people call " bad things", such as bad language, sexual reference, drug related content.

teen: "Dude i totally had my frist blowjob yesterday!!"
friend: "uhhhh thats cool??? dude? whats a blowjob??"
teen: " your kidding? right?
friend: "no"
teen: "hahahahahah you still hold your V.E.-card!! hahahah"

by waffleboy May 28, 2011