double jump

The highest degree of impossibility in the universe. Represented by the well-established physics equation 2(infinite/infinite) = GMm/R^2. This blatant disregard for the laws of gravity can be seen in several well-known video game titles. It is widely speculated that performing this move will send our universe into chaos. Up will become southeast, black will become orange -red (but not red-orange!), and unicorns and leprechans will escape from Narnia and spew forth from where the jump was committed. Existance as we know it will end as a orange-red hole (there's no black) will emerge and destroy Earth, the offender, everything, and even the universe. Nice job Mario.

He double jumped his way out of existance. Stupid bastard.

by StutteringStan September 30, 2006

double d

A girl with size DD breasts.

I got a double d waitin' at the tree for me.

by jt November 21, 2002

Double clicking your mouse

Female masturbation, making reference to the finger action one might do to the clit and its similarity to that of double clicking a computer mouse

Becky went home and "double clicked her mouse" last night

Becky constantly "double clicks her mouse" to me

Becky, What are you doing, Watching porn and "double clicking your mouse"?

by BeckysManSlave September 13, 2009

Schaumburg Double

During man-man-woman intercourse, the act of gloriously inserting both peni into the woman's anus simultaneously.

Me and Tony went to McDonald's the other day. He ordered four Filet-O-Fish, I had the Big Mac, and the honey behind the counter ordered the Schaumburg Double. All parties left the restaurant happy and stuffed.

by Parisian King January 5, 2008

double talk

Otherwise unnecessary verbiage added in order to confuse the listener, such as using a double negative to make a statement mean the opposite of what it would otherwise mean. See also, doublespeak.

"I didn't say I would not do it; I said I wouldn't not do it."

"That's double talk!"

by Downstrike June 5, 2004

Double Vaginal

A woman having sex with two men at the same time, with both penises in her vagina.

Teri Weigel, ex Playboy playmate was the first to do a double vaginal that I have ever seen.

by rararajaj October 23, 2003

Double Crunked

When you are extremely drunk and super high at the same time

Im getting Double Crunked tonight fo sho!

by Character-Zero April 16, 2005