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A beautiful woman with incredible breasts who I was lucky enough to marry.
Wow there goes Diane! Look at those breasts!
Diane by Skunko December 31, 2003

dinner plates 

man i saw her tits n' shes got the dinner plates
dinner plates by justin c. October 21, 2003

Swanson Dinner 

2. Swanson Dinner

What one would encounter while performing oral sex on a girl if her previous partner had vomited in the act.

Carl: Damn, Josh, I wouldn't have gone down on her if I had known I was going to find a Swanson dinner!
Josh: Sorry, dude. It must have been the sushi.
Swanson Dinner by Dleg December 21, 2008

kraft dinner hotpot 

the act of placing all the contents of a box of uncooked kraft dinner into the vaginal honeypot and then proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse. Following the vigorous pounding(the noodles should feel al dente) then ejaculate into the mixture. Then the woman starts to gyrate to blend all the ingredients together to create the main course. Queef immediately, serves four.
Mike: I picked up this fine piece of ass last night and we were both hungry. So we made kraft dinner hotpot.

Jeff: That sounds tasty

Mike: We have leftovers if you want some?

Jeff: No I'm good. My girl and I shared a canadian sizzler this morning.

Mike: Nice!!!

Boy Dinner 

When boys make dinner. Chicken breast and broccoli or chicken and rice.
“So What did he make you for dinner last night?”
“Chicken breast and broccoli
“Oh.....Boy dinner!”

grandma boys dinner

A dinner that involves many different items that have no relationship to each other. Like in the movie Grandmas Boy where he gets a huge display of odd food.
Sister: Hey go look in the kitchen mom made a real grandma boys dinner today.
Brother: Wow yea she did today we have mac and cheese, pot pies, a frozen pizza, and cake