Death Blossom

From the movie "The Last Starfighter", the Death Blossom is a uni-directional super weapon which fires all over the place, hitting everything within range.
If you are taking on a whole bunch of people, you could be said to be doing a "Death Blossom".

Some would say that Jessica Lynch used a "Death Blossom" to damage Neo-Cons, Feminists, the Right, and the Left, simultaneously.

by A Guy February 5, 2005

Death by self stupidity

When a person dies as a result of performing stupid stunts, or anything else that a someone of more common sense wouldn't do.

Guy 1: Did you here about that guy who died trying to resusitate a liger? Guy 2: Yeah, poor bastard, it tore his face right off, raped him, and then ate him. Guy 1: It's a shame really, just another death by self stupidity..

by Xero _ Manifest November 1, 2010

birth dearth

A hybrid of Herp Derp. Whenever you see a chick who is dirty and incompetent the phrase is suitable for usage. It is only used when referring to someone in particular, or when ever their name comes into conversation.

Bro 1: "Man, did you see Julie today?"
Brah 2: "Birth Dearth!"

by brownz99 June 1, 2010

Death Jogger

Someone who jogs so much they lose so much weight they start to look like a corpse.

"I thought that was a zombie on the side of the road but, it was only a Death Jogger."

by AndrewSohma April 18, 2009

DeathCharger

A word used in a court of law to denounce heterosexuality.

Deathcharger is seen in many homosexual and prison circles as an unprotected "hardcore" sexual act between multiple men, shaved barnyard animals and electrical tape. Not to be confused with the "Don Johnson".

Kerry: " Dude, that Deathcharger party last night broke my asshole."
Terry: " I told you not to put that park bench in your own ass, you should have just watched Buffy with me. "
Kerry: " I know, I just can't get enough of that Viking Deathcharger stretching technique."
Terry: " You wont shit good for a month."

by CheeseDumps January 20, 2011

Deathbed starfucker

Someone who uses their (real or alleged) incurable illness or near death experience to meet a famous person(s)

That guy I saw on the news, who almost died on his ATV, got back stage at the Kid Rock concert. He's a real deathbed starfucker.

Mattie Stepanek = Deathbed starfucker

by Randy Ayn Rand November 14, 2012

Darth Malak

Darth Malak reigned as a Dark Lord of the Sith during the Jedi Civil War.He was trained in the ways of the Force by the Jedi Order, During the Mandalorian Wars, Malak, Revan—his closest friend —and their faction of Jedi disobeyed the Jedi Council and aided the Republic's war effort .He befriended a Jedi Padawan and, after taking the name "Malak" in order to avoid arrest by the Council, assisted him in defeating the secretive Jedi Covenant. As the war progressed, Malak became a military general and gained a reputation as astrong warrior who recklessly charged into danger. Malak and Revan defeated the Mandalorians , and pursued the surviving Mandalorians. However, the two Jedi encountered the Sith Emperor of the remnants of the ancient Sith Empire and fell to the dark side of the Force under his tutelage, becoming Sith Lords.Darth Malak and Darth Revan were given a mission to find the Star Forge, an ancient space station, which would help to destroy the Jedi Order and the Republic. After finding the superweapon above Revan assumed the mantle of Dark Lord of the Sith, with Malak becoming his apprentice. A year after their disappearance , the two founded their own Sith Empire, returned to the Republic, and declared war, determined to end the Jedi Order's supposed tyranny. . A short time later, after the Jedi dispatched a strike team to capture Revan and Malak, the latter betrayed his Sith Master, ordering the guns of his flagship to fire on Revan's vessel.

There's nobody left who remembers who I was before. But they'll remember Malak. I'll make sure of that."
―Darth Malak

by TheWarsieintheTARDİS April 13, 2015