Derek's Asshole

The deepest, darkest hole known to man.

I slipped and fell into Derek's asshole today.

by David's Penis January 23, 2024

Derek

A one of a kind unique thinker, who has an amazing body, breath taking eyes , and a mysterious side girl's can't refuse. He is smart, sweet, and is everything a man should be .

I loved getting to know Derek.

by Stacysaurus911 April 21, 2023

dirty Derek

very gay sex with a close family member while singing bible verses to each other.

hey bro I just gave dad a dirty Derek!

by mark dodds February 15, 2023

Derek

a man with asda bags made of steel

derek smacked my ass with his asda bags

by bumbumlord February 16, 2023

Derek

a biggie who enjoys munching on food and is the biggest person of the whole world he makes the ground SHAKE under his feet and he is BIG Standing on Honeybuns #BIGSOH

Did you see Derek? Hes so big

by Derek2Big November 21, 2023

Derek

Derek for a bag of sniff, derek chisora the boxer. Chizzle chisora it’s all the Same shit you feel Alive then shite for days!

Yes mate give us a blast of the derek! Fuck me that’s some heavyweight chisora belting chiz that lad fancy a beer

by Woodbinetheshep August 25, 2023

Derek

Being crazy and doing stuff that a Derek will do like erm... going nutsssssssss

Stop being such a Derek, bitch!

by Nothingbutshit September 14, 2023