Derek is three thousand pounds and plays freshman sports. He is a relief pitcher and averages 7 pitches per game because he hits every batter he pitches to. Overall, Derek Wiegers is complete BUNS at sports. He is also Italian.
by Pedestrian 1 May 22, 2023

Derek is typically a very humorous and funny person to be around. He is in love with drawing and has a very unique drawing style. He is the type of guy to watch stranger things and smoke weed while doing so. He is however, very unemotional, he never can truly understand how one other feels. He doesn’t entirely show emotion but when he does, it means he really trusts you. Derek is typically not very much of a ladies man and is a virgin.
Girl: Derek is so weird
Girl 2: Omg I know isn’t he like a virgin still
Girl: yeah and we are in college
Girl 2: Omg I know isn’t he like a virgin still
Girl: yeah and we are in college
by Ijustlikemywords November 26, 2021

Derek is an aspiring fireman who tells people what they want to hear and then forgets he told you because his head is overwhelmed with anxiety and fear. Derek is a sexual closet freak and wants his butt licked. Derek will make you believe one thing and then forget you like a lemon drop. Derek is a Cancer with a hint of multiple personality and passive aggressive tendencies. He is dirty, sexy, cute, and serious when he wants to be. On the contrary he is the bipolar opposite.
by Lickyourownbutt August 18, 2019

Derek Kim is the absolute best boyfriend anyone could ask for. He’s very sweet, funny, caring, has prestige rizz, but occasionally gets on your nerves. Everyone needs a Derek Kim in their life but NOT this one cuz he’s MINE! 👩 ❤️ 💋 👨🙏
Chungus: omg is that Derek Kim?! He’s lookin mad fine today
Her friends: omg I agree!!!!!! Hes mad sexy…too bad he likes Chungus!! 😍‼️
Her friends: omg I agree!!!!!! Hes mad sexy…too bad he likes Chungus!! 😍‼️
by AliceChungus November 22, 2022

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by Derek small peen April 10, 2019
