Derek Wiegers

Derek is three thousand pounds and plays freshman sports. He is a relief pitcher and averages 7 pitches per game because he hits every batter he pitches to. Overall, Derek Wiegers is complete BUNS at sports. He is also Italian.

You sound like "Derek Wiegers" right now you dyke.

by Pedestrian 1 May 22, 2023

Derek

Derek is typically a very humorous and funny person to be around. He is in love with drawing and has a very unique drawing style. He is the type of guy to watch stranger things and smoke weed while doing so. He is however, very unemotional, he never can truly understand how one other feels. He doesn’t entirely show emotion but when he does, it means he really trusts you. Derek is typically not very much of a ladies man and is a virgin.

Girl: Derek is so weird
Girl 2: Omg I know isn’t he like a virgin still
Girl: yeah and we are in college

by Ijustlikemywords November 26, 2021

Derek

A basic rich faggot who gets allll the hoes. Best gentlemean around. Strolls around the island.

Yo look at my yeezys I’m Derek by the way.

by Ethan132 March 13, 2019

Derek

Someone who talks a lot, famous rapper

Derek is performing today/tonight!

by IowaWoman November 11, 2025

Derek

The epitome of all things metro. Even though he tries to deny it.

Derek, it's okay, we all know you're metro.

by hsnaq October 25, 2018

joe derek

Joe Derek is the best person u will meet in your life. You can always count on him for anything and he ain’t no snitch. So handsome . And a 10 inch stick

Look at joe Derek 😍

by What’s good May 22, 2018

Derek Jeter

To give someone herpes

1. Dude you better wrap your tool, I heard that bitch Derek Jetered the entire football team.

by #youonlyyoloonce April 15, 2019