decrepticons

a rare race of dishveled tuff luck cases that never aspire for anything greater than a truck bed camper and a pizzo;meth pipe

Watch out when you party cause tha decrepticons will steal your shiats

by J-Verbal Tha "Werdologist"" March 28, 2005

decreasable

the potential to become less

ben is decreasable because he is sick with the sniffles.

by Lizzia November 10, 2007

dedreader

Someone who reads so much that they should pretty much be dead. They can read a 800 page book in only 3 days. Someone who reads all weekend and ignores all phone calls from everyone, including parents.

Man Nick is such a dedreader, I wonder if he will ever get a life.

by A BaZooKa October 7, 2008

Decreasement

A smaller amount of what was before.

"sorry ill make sure ill note to make a decreasement in the amount of times i say decreasement."

by hayley haha March 14, 2009

Defredic

A combination of the Words"Definately" and "Rediculous"

Brian- I have to go volunteer now, even though I'm done all my hours already.
Sarah- That's Defredic!!

by B Kuehl December 18, 2009

Deforested

When a woman shaves, but shaves infrequently. This mean that while the trees have all been cut down, the stumps are all still there, making a generally soft and enjoyable area feeling like you're having marital relations with two, wet pieces of sandpaper. If you come away from a sexual encounter with abrasions on your inner thighs or lower stomach, it might be time for her to mow the lawn again. Ignoring this problem can lead to unsightly callouses, arguments, neuroses and extended periods sleeping on the couch, sometimes voluntarily. Also, occasionally, the mixture of the man's pubic hair and the woman's untended garden CAN have a Velcro effect. Several drinks, a pair of scissors and a very steady hand can alleviate this problem

My deforested girlfriend loves it when I go down on her, but I hate having to apply Bactine to my tongue afterwards...

by ZStar930 April 18, 2011

degree zero

The picture on a persons social networking profile that best represents how they look in real life. No obscure angles, saturation boosts, or poses.

Sim: Tabula Rasa

Here's that girl Danny's seeing. She looks pretty good in her profile pic but you should see her degree zero...

by RogNitro1 January 22, 2011