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Shovel a dead rat

The urgent need to hit the toilet after a heavy or sometimes sketchy meal.

Usually preceded by really smelly, rank farts.
Man, Nic really did eat a shit tonne of Sethros for lunch today, I think he's gone to "shovel a dead rat".
by MrThomassoulo March 26, 2021
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Mega Hyper Death AIDS

Mega Hyper Death AIDS (MHDAIDS) is the worst disease known to man. It has a 99% mortality rate and it takes at least 10 days to kill a grown adult. MHDAIDS can be transmitted via sexual intercourse, and it is hereditary. If one were to recover from MHDAIDS, they would have an increased risk of developing Ligma or Bofa in their later life. Treatments for MHDAIDS include E-TMA, Sawcon and Sugon.
"Hey everyone, Shoenice again. I have Mega Hyper Death AIDS, this is my final video..."
by Hecking Degenerate June 15, 2021
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Dead On Arrival

D.O.A or DOA

When someone or something dies before it gets where it needs to go or does what it needs to do.

An example would be when a person gets transported to a hospital, but they die before the get there, they are Dead On Arrival.
My dad was driving to work, but was found Dead On Arrival.
by vivianVORTECKS July 26, 2010
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deamn

Used to indicate that something is hard to believe. A variation of "damn", but meant to express wonderment at something that has recently occured, e.g., a serious dis.
Joe (talking to Phil): "You are weak"
Bill (observing dis): "Deeeeamn!"
by RightousOne May 13, 2005
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death by fox trot

That experience suffered when a rabid ballroom dance junkie goes to an event, and the band or DJ plays a disproportionately large number of slow fox trots to accommodate the septua- and octogenarians on the floor.
We drove two hours each to get to the dance, and had to endure four hours of death by fox trot.
by DrSamba December 6, 2007
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Death Bears

Death Bears are stuffed teddy bears and or other various stuffed animals that are left at a location where someone has died tragically - usually as the result of homicide. They are almost always affixed to a tree, utility pole, fence or street sign near or at the crime scene using nails, wire, twine, string, or ribbon.

Death Bears are often accompanied by empty liquor, beer, wine or champagne bottles including, but not limited to, 1800 Silver Tequila, Grey Goose Vodka, Seagram's Vodka, Skyy Vodka, New Amsterdam Vodka, Remy Martin, Hennessey, Moet, Boone's Farm, Steel Reserve 211, Magnum and Colt 45. Custom made "Rest-In-Peace" (R.I.P.) style t-shirts bearing the victim's photo, candles, balloons, personal knick-knacks and sometimes actual police crime scene tape can also be present with Death Bears.

Death Bears are left by family members, relatives, friends, acquaintances, neighbors and sometimes complete strangers in remembrance of the victim in the form of a memorial shrine.
"Man, I wish the city would send someone out to clean up all those Death Bears that were left on the corner last week after that gang-banger got smoked in a drive-by."
by E. Barlow August 20, 2013
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dead drunk

When someone is dead drunk, they are so intoxicated that they seem as though they were dead.
Peter: Oh My God! What's wrong with John?
John's Girlfriend: Don't worry, Peter. He's just dead drunk(smashed).
by HU AL Kuz November 10, 2013
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