cock date

A planned encounter for casual sex with a male.

I'd love to join you tonight, but I have a cock date.

I have a cock date tonight with this new guy I met online.

by VeggiePatty April 7, 2015

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Gay Date

Similar to a “playdate”, only with all guys. This shameful act can be observed in a suburban neighborhood when husbands all meet on one neighbors swing-set accompanied by their children to hang out and speak amongst themselves. Most likely each of them have been sent out of their homes with their kids inbound because their overworked stay-at-home mommy wives needed some “me time” to recover from the harsh reality of their disappointing happily-ever-after’s. Of course, topics of discussion between these pussy-whooped, sad excuses for men would never include anything like: sports, movies, music, tits, cars, or anything else normal men talk about….and worst of all, no alcoholic beverages are consumed by any of them. Anyone involved in this act can only count the minutes until Monday morning comes, and they are able to return to their comfy cubicles so that they can work 10 hours a day in the corporate prison that offers the only escape from serving the lifetime sentence from their marriage.

Wow, it looks like all the neighbors are having a gay date again in their backyard. Lame!

by Mancave Movie Madness May 27, 2017

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Seedless Date

it's when you have a date with girl and you don't get laid ( can't plant your seed inside of here ) or you get laid and wore a condom which results in a seedless date

Cody Ko: last night i had a date with a girl but it was a seedless date

by Rgabor September 13, 2017

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