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chris crocker

A gay myspace celebrity. Who happends to be a cross dresser, and makes tons of videos for youtube and myspace on how he feels about certain topics.
In other words: He's real.
by becca182xxx October 28, 2007
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crotch cricket

A louse.

A cootie.

A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007
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saber-tooth pantie cricket

A serius type of vaginal crabs with big teeth!!
Dude i just saw a saber-tooth pantie cricket bunji jumping from your moms cotex!!!!
by dickard,bitchard May 25, 2006
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moon cricket

Name given to look-outs that stand on the corner and make an audible sound with their mouths to alert drug dealers when a police car approaches.
***Police car comes around the corner.*** "Whoo-eeee!"
Officer 1 says to Officer 2, "Damn moon crickets gave us up already!"
by SLS September 15, 2005
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Moon Cricket

A racial slur that can be used for a variety of ethnicities, with different meanings for each as defined below:

When used against a Black person: Person goes out making noise at night.
When used against a white person: Big Eyes and gangly legs.
When used against an Asian person: Snotty violinist who's afraid of the sun.
Well look what we got there Sally! Moon crickets in all shape and forms.
by Theonlyrealdefiner August 1, 2019
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crockery

"Crockery" is a middle eastern derived slang referring to the "entity of" cutlery and dishware combined in a unique gift pack. "Crockery" can be given to a bachelor by an older man only if the intention of the crockery is to aid the bachelor in engaging in carnal knowledge with a female who is capable of staining the bachelor's housewares.
Daniel used his new "crockery" to entice his female companion into allowing him to apply a "warhammer" with the purposes of staining his housewares.
by Darrin Pulver December 17, 2004
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Cricket

1. A male that makes more noise than everyone else to attract women.
2. A male driving alone with the windows down and the volume all the way up.
Steve is giving me a headache with all that loudmouth talking. The man's a cricket; what do you expect?
by DJ Esca September 15, 2010
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