creehab

creep rehab. normally in the form of an intervention posted by a friend on facebook telling you not to creep on their pictures or profile

yeah, bitch finally went to creehab

by triplexxxthreat November 24, 2010

crash cart beat

A part of a song, full song, or beat in a song that is so nasty that it could potentially give you a heart attack, therefore rolling you out on a crash cart in the middle of the show.

1: Yo these crash cart beats are rolling over our faces.

2: Yeah man Skrillex is the sh*t!

by starogre February 23, 2011

Crashed your pony

To wreck or destroy someones hopes or dreams.

To make one loose his train of thought.

Dude! You crashed my pony!
Ha! I crashed your pony!

by albacoffie March 24, 2011

crashmat

The act of placing toilet paper in the bowl before taking a potentially large and therefore loud dump. Not to be confused with a "poo lasagne" which has a similar process but is purely for comedic effect.

The crashmat has several beneficial properties. It is incredibly useful for:

1. Muffling the splashing sound of poop hitting the toilet water
2. Preventing skid marks in the bowl
3. Ensuring there was paper in the bathroom beforehand
4. Aiding the poo on its journey through the u-bend

"I had to lay down a ferocious dump at my in-laws house last night while they were asleep. Fortunately I laid down a crashmat so no one heard that bomb when it landed."

by Colonel Krunk September 11, 2011

Careshit

a term used to question why someone should ether care or give a shit

Careshit: Why should we careshit about the meaning of this poem?

by Canaboosr November 1, 2012

Crashing the Parking Lot

The act of sexual activity in a very expensive car, while smoking on that kush at the same Damn time!

Them bitches at the club be crashing the parking lot.

by Lil Niggas September 28, 2012

crashtag

The hijacking of a hashtag that is used specifically used among a group of friends for their own photos and status updates on social media sites by introducing unrelated content and tagging it with said hashtag.

When Andy's girlfriend was living it up at a bachelorette party in Las Vegas, all the men decided to go to the local bars, take pictures of themselves getting wasted, and crashtag themselves onto #JensWildVegasParty.

by BlueHamachi September 4, 2015