Condom Sniffer

Just a real douchebag. DOUCHE to the max.

There's tons of douchebags in the world, but Wade is a real condom sniffer.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

condom coinflip

The 'heads or tail' moment when you hope the condom your putting on in the dark is facing the right way.

Last night I wasted 30 seconds guessing tails, putting that condom on the wrong way. Total condom coinflip.

by harrycomets July 30, 2011

condom boy

1. Someone who looks like they have a condom over their head

2. Someone who's face is enough protection for them not to get a girl pregnant.

"He's a condom boy, Lindsey"

by hahhaahhahaah April 29, 2016

condom explosion

When you use a condom during sex but it explodes due to large ammounts of cum.

I tried to use a condom so i couldent get my girl pregnant... But i had a condom explosion.

by metal nilla July 3, 2016

Condom bombdom

When you cum in a condom tie it and continue to smack people untill it explodes like a bomb hence the name condom bombdom

I hit the most diabolical condom bombdom on Mr. Fagmcfuckit last night

by Thetatochip February 8, 2023

pop a condom

1. To burst a condom. Usually caused by forgetting to hold the little teat at the end, when putting it on, to keep the air out. The subsequent, er, fast vigorous powerful rhythmic pumping action compresses the air, increasing pressure and rupturing the thin rubber.
2. To place a condom on some object, usually other than a penis.
3. To swallow a condom, usually after removing the wrapper.

1. I was banging this chick like a madman on crack when I popped the condom. Now I've got to pay child support for quadruplets.
2. Charles popped the condom on his head.
3. I'll just pop a condom ... Ulp, ughh, urrr, blechh ....

by MrWhooHoo December 20, 2013

Condom-shooter

The act of cumming so hard the condom flys off.

Ryan: "Hey man I had a condom-shooter this morning while taint-sitting with Melanie"

Jacob: "is that a drink"

Ryan: "no I came so hard the condom shot off"

by Thisdickonyourhead August 5, 2014