comfatible

Couples who are fat and compatible

Awww sweet, aren't they just the most comfatible couple?

by Jasmineandyours December 30, 2017

Combastronaut

A combat astronaut. The combatant troops associated with the new “Space Force.”

Combastronauts will be deployed to space stations once militarized

by DJ1040EZ June 22, 2018

Comatoast

Beat someone to near death with a steamy baguette

Officer: So?
Detective: Looks like he suffered a comatoast

by Mama’s banana October 24, 2018

Cowbatatang

The Cowbatatang is a mythical beast, that once roamed free among the kingdom of Narnia. A monstrous cross breed between an Orangatang, a Bat, and the common Cow.

"My God sir! What happened to your legs!?"
"They were bit off by the dreaded Cowbatatang!"

by Professor Dankenstein October 31, 2018

commatossed

When you are dead asleep from all the alcohol and drugs and someone gives you a rimjob.

I got so wasted last night at the party I fell asleep in Paul's bedroom and I think I was commatossed by someone.

by deckartemus May 17, 2019

Comfator

Inner thigh hair or neck beards

Kenny:"yo look at my comfator"
Patricia: " yo ur comfator so sexy I wanna stick my head in that neck beard"

by Hot paprika May 28, 2019

Combascilated

A state of being extremely (confused)

What she said combascilated him

by The preist lord August 2, 2019