chronic crack

It's when the food is so good it's like crack. Or your dealer put crack in your food...

Joe: Bro your mom's macaroni is chronic crack! It's so good! I'd eat it out like I eat my dog!
Brian: Thanks! I'll tell my mom. By the way she does put crack in there.
Joe: Fuck...

by I'm not ty May 24, 2018

Chronic beard burn

When making out with a man who has scruff or a beard and it results in a burn on your chin.

“Kristen I can tell you made out with someone last night because of your chronic beard burn”

by I love my dogs November 10, 2019

Chronic Memes Disorder

You have a very unhealthy obsession with memes.

You need treatment for your Chronic Memes Disorder

by Anonymous Cheese Bag November 15, 2019

Chronic Bottom Syndrome

someone who constantly has sweater paws, very shy, blushes at everything, and blatantly obviously bottoms in bed. (typically in lgb+ relationships)

that girl definitely has chronic bottom syndrome.

by sister sex pistols June 12, 2019

Chronic boredom

A condition when you have to revise for a test but it’s so boring you sit there and do nothing because it’s more interesting than revision

I was going to revise for Spanish but my chronic boredom made it so hard so I sat there and watched throwback videos instead.

by User555 October 8, 2019

chronic parents

parents who are ALWAYS home, somehow

hey babe, can i come over and give you a bj? "no sorry, I have chronic parents"

by nosebleedboi January 4, 2018

chronic condition

When your doctor doesn't know the cause of your medical condition or how to make it better, but somehow knows enough to prescribe something you'll be on for the rest of your life.

Mark: Can you tell me what's causing this?
Doc: It's not really known.
Mark: Can it be cured?
Doc: Nope.
Mark: Can you give me something for it?
Doc: Definitely. Here's a prescription. It's a combination of multiflumoxytol and baffleonanon.
Mark: What'll it do?
Doc: It will reduce your flare ups from once every 10 days to about once every week and a half.
Mark: Is this a chronic condition?
Doc: You said it, unfortunately.
Mark: Should I do anything else - like with nutrition or whatever?
Doc: I wouldn't if I were you.
Mark: Why not?
Doc: It could interfere with your chronic condition.

by Chuckannuck October 10, 2017