Chode

A Penis That is Wider then it is long or wide as it is long.
Probably the worst thing when you find out you have one.

*Girl gets ready to give guy a bj*
*pulls down his pants and sees a Penis thats wider then it is long*
girl: Oh my god thats a Chode
*guy gets embarassed*

by Evan Rich January 17, 2008

chode

The dark skin between the penis and the asshole

You are a chode!

by kwang July 18, 2003

chode

It means a short and fat penis but it could be used to call a friend in a manner not demeaning them.

"Hey chode come here!"
"Whats up chode"

by Mandingo Harrison September 27, 2007

Chode

think of a dinner plate on your nuts

Damn, can you eat of that chode?

by Mike Peterson December 27, 2002

chode

The aread of epidermis between the scrotum and the rectum.
A word used by random people to totally bullshit and cut other people down.
Also a funny ass word.

I was playing tetherball and I got hit in the chode.
Wow Randy, that new video game is chodetastic.
I just had me a great big bowl of honeynut cheerichodes

by Verde August 21, 2006

chode

A short, fat dick.

That Chode ripped Colter's ass.

by ... December 6, 2003

Chode

Packing a load of meat in your pants

She likes to puff chode.

by yoink January 17, 2003