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Ching Chong Chode Chop

Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.

The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.

In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.

In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
by nebula49 December 31, 2020
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Uncle Ching

An Asian man who is Black Washed and know nothing about his culture or have self hatred for being Asian, an Asian Woman who is Black Washed would be called an Aunt Ching.
Juang: Wtf is a "lunar new year" is it in January??
Tim: Tim, you are such an Uncle Ching
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ching

A freaking rich asian. Used to refer to asians who got a lot of cash on them, that it is making their pockets jiggle and go ching. Usually a fob who’s daddy back in China owns a multi industry company and spoils him/her with cash and cars.
Person #1: Yo Look at that fob wearing supreme head to toe. He's so damn rich that his pockets are wobbling with cash.
Person #2: He's a ching.

Person #1: Ching Chong
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Ching Han

The name of an epic gamer.

Might be a Mario superfan.
A good friend who likes to prank people occasionally, to varying degrees of success.
"Hey! Y'know that guy who beat the original Mario in 10 minutes? He was such a Ching Han!"
by PoeticallyIncorrect February 16, 2021
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Ka-ching

Spreading ones arsehole because your a manly supporter
Shanties goatee is ka-ching
by Manly supporter March 6, 2021
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ching

Ching means love at first sight. It’s out of the movieHotel Transylvania”.
Ching means:

P. 1: Are you in love?
P. 2: Yeah it chinged with {Name}.
by Toffi0kozume April 14, 2021
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Ching chang

Don’t let me whip back out my Ching chang
by Mike2trap November 12, 2022
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