Shit on my chest 

Term to express displeasure. Very similar to "fuck my life" except not so emo.

Speeding down the street when you notice a motorcycle cop using a radar gun on you. You might say "awww shit on my chest, this guy is gonna get me."

Shit on my chest by Grumpy gilmore March 26, 2022

a chest 

Used to describe someone who flamboyantly tries to be overbearing, manly, violent, or confrontational. Constantly trying to prove himself by fighting, drinking, or any number of physical activities (push-ups/bench press). A representation of a person similar to those in the animal kingdom that bloat thier chest to attract a female.

That guy is always trying to fight when he's drunk. What a chest.

I can't believe he wore a wifebeater to a wedding reception, he's such a chest.

a chest by ihatechests May 11, 2009

Rub it on your chest 

What to do with your load after mastrubating !

Yo...rub it on your chest.

Rub it on your chest by Russel l November 27, 2016

greesy chest bump 

When you cum on a girls chest, then she jumps on you and rubs it all over your chest

I just got back from giving my boyfriend a greesy chest bump.

greesy chest bump by dr. cum March 15, 2011

Chicken Chest 

A chicken chest is a reference to a male that has worked out his upper body so that he has massive pecs and biceps and etc., but has forgotten to work out his legs, which remain skinny and frail-looking. In short: huge chest, skinny legs, like a chicken.

Andrew loves to bench press, but hates leg presses; that's why he has a chicken chest.

Chicken Chest by Robin Harte October 4, 2012

you're moms chest hair 

The best comeback ever

He's and asshole

You're moms chest hair an asshole

you're moms chest hair by Lucy Kane December 27, 2013

s on my chest 

'S on my chest' Refers to Superman and his being the man of steel. It means the person with the S on their chest is invincible and are asking someone to shoot them as a sign of good will. Once shot, they must buy the shooter a drink

"Yeah man, shoot me, I have an s on my chest."

s on my chest by Razae May 16, 2006