You should have heard her scream when I gave her the Candy Canus !
She sure had a merry Christmas from that Candy Canus !
Old Saint Nick gave her the Candy Canus.
She sure had a merry Christmas from that Candy Canus !
Old Saint Nick gave her the Candy Canus.
by Bretsus December 7, 2011
Get the Candy Canusmug. Prepared by forcing a newbie trucker to insert their hand into the anus of an experienced trucker and fish out a solid piece of shit, then coated in trucker gravy. Usually eaten by newbie truckers but lot lizards may eat them too.
My first day on the job they forced me to eat trucker candy and made me wash it down with trucker gravy!
by TruckerBoss2000 January 20, 2023
Get the trucker candymug. Joseph- How did you get out of prison again?
Pete- At Christmas time the guards passed around candy canes. Then, I made a candy shank out of it.
Joseph- Seriously dude, I’ve only heard of that in the movies
Pete- At Christmas time the guards passed around candy canes. Then, I made a candy shank out of it.
Joseph- Seriously dude, I’ve only heard of that in the movies
by Littytitty69420 December 31, 2017
Get the candy shankmug. A very attractive, usually blonde and makeup plastered female, preferably with fake eyelashes, who rides as the passenger in a shitty car with moderately attractive males to make both the male and car look better. Similar to eye candy in a car.
by Laine La Vain March 28, 2011
Get the car candymug. The act of being high off candy with your iPod cranked. May or may not be under the influence of any of the following: Alcohol, marijuana, E, crack, sleep deprivation, etc.
by TheBlanketMonster January 7, 2010
Get the Candy Poddingmug. by BigBootyHoles337 November 24, 2019
Get the Candied Yamsmug. Golden candy is located in the cracks of Latina woman. It is that beautiful brown strip you find when you spread their asses wide open. If you haven't had your nose, tongue, or dick in there, than you have been missing heaven.
by Bakersdoesnt May 31, 2018
Get the golden candymug.