Candy Canus

The act sticking a candy cane in your girls ass and using the hooked end to stimulate her clitorus.

You should have heard her scream when I gave her the Candy Canus !
She sure had a merry Christmas from that Candy Canus !
Old Saint Nick gave her the Candy Canus.

by Bretsus December 7, 2011

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Nose Candy

A slang term for cocaine.

Bro, Adam and I just hit the Nose Candy!

by didegerdoo2112 November 1, 2019

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Prepared by forcing a newbie trucker to insert their hand into the anus of an experienced trucker and fish out a solid piece of shit, then coated in trucker gravy. Usually eaten by newbie truckers but lot lizards may eat them too.

My first day on the job they forced me to eat trucker candy and made me wash it down with trucker gravy!

by TruckerBoss2000 January 20, 2023

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rooster candy

Chicken=cock

Rooster=chicken
Rooster candy= a very scrumptious cock
A cock

Yummy I ate his rooster candy after he stuck it in his cat’s ass

by imfuckingey May 31, 2019

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candy tax

A parenting trend where you purport to teach your kids about responsibility by stealing some of their candy or “levying a tax" on their trick or treat loot. The tax can be as much as one third of the candy "earned" on Halloween. The tax, which is levied mostly in jest, is meant to teach a lesson about how government works.

Let me see your bag so I can collect the candy tax.

by St0rmrider November 1, 2017

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