Morning beverage that should taste fresh and uplifting; unfortunately, those who do not put effort in morning coffee create a vile beverage that is usually spit out immediately
Geoff put fresh coffee grounds into the old coffee filter this morning again; he's made ass coffee again, prick!
by bigsexxxy August 24, 2010
Get the ass coffee mug.Herman: "Hey Stu, why do you like coffee?"
Stu: "Because it's the only socially acceptable way to drink cream."
Stu: "Because it's the only socially acceptable way to drink cream."
by wikibeast April 9, 2010
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by AnnaDuckie August 14, 2009
Get the coffee mug.I was searching a buddy's myspace when i came upon a song with a rude title. I decided to listen because my curiosty got the better of me. The song went like this "Do you know how to feel to fuck on coacine? Face down ass up thats the way we like to fuck..." and on like that with a wonderouse beat that made me think that Americans have the best music in the world. It was by dj caffeine
by Moosic lubber December 13, 2006
Get the dj caffeine mug.A male, usually in his 60's, living in Suburban Philadelphia, that exhibits bad acne scarring on his face, usually disfiguring.
Fred: You still going out with that Coffee Cakes Guy?
Kellie: Nah, I kicked Coffee Cakes to curb months ago.
Dude has acne so bad, there's no recovering from his Coffee Cakes complexion. I feel bad for the fucker.
Kellie: Nah, I kicked Coffee Cakes to curb months ago.
Dude has acne so bad, there's no recovering from his Coffee Cakes complexion. I feel bad for the fucker.
by KellieV123 October 19, 2007
Get the Coffee Cakes mug.Any person who has extreme skills in the ancient art of coffee.
In Starbucks world, usually the people who wear the black aprons or the person you never see yet magically makes a yummy beverage appear in your hand.
In Starbucks world, usually the people who wear the black aprons or the person you never see yet magically makes a yummy beverage appear in your hand.
Random dude, " So what do you do for a living".
Coffee ninja, "I'll show you".
disappears in thin air and reappears with a triple grande upside down marble mocha macchioto in hand.
Coffee ninja, "I'll show you".
disappears in thin air and reappears with a triple grande upside down marble mocha macchioto in hand.
by ShaneDeMatt April 9, 2010
Get the coffee ninja mug.A person whom, if they don't have their coffee in the morning, becomes a complete bitch
i.e. never dare this person to go a day without coffee, because you will regret it!
i.e. never dare this person to go a day without coffee, because you will regret it!
Coffee Bitch: OMG You wouldn't want to know me if I don't have my coffee!
Normal Guy: Jeez dude you're such a Coffee Bitch!
Normal Guy: Jeez dude you're such a Coffee Bitch!
by Fooper April 11, 2007
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