cabbage

n. A human baby. Coined by the late comedian Bill Hicks

"Oh, CHRIST. The bitch can't even spell the name of her trailer park, and she's going to pump out another goddamn cabbage?"

by Alecx Hunter September 4, 2005

muff cabbage

(as heard on South Park) an unsightly looking vagina, by conventional standards, encompassed by: 1) oversized inner labia that is overgrown and wrinkly, resembling large cabbage leaves, and 2) an unkempt/untrimmed bush.

She had a bad case of muff cabbage, but since she got waxed now she only has some crazy roast beef curtains.

by MHG13 October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

A gross vagina. Which makes perfect sense considering "it's a Jersey thing"

Tiffani: What the fuck is a muff cabbage?

Kyley-D: It's a Jersey thing.

by AEPi Guy October 15, 2010

Cabbage

Any extremely powerful shot in Foosball, often scored by the goalie and always accompanied by the sound of the ball smacking against the backplate of the goal.

"I hope you are hungry, because I just fed you some cabbage!"

by TerribleTrick December 11, 2007

Cabbage Patcher

Intoxicated homeless person or street beggar

Bloated face,pinky red in colour,coarse filthy hair with inverted top and bottom lips,reminiscent of the popular childrens stuffed toy.There are both male and female Cabbage Patchers.

by Richbarter00 January 27, 2011

Ya Baby On Cabbage

The ultimate comeback for "ya dad on bacon scruts"

Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's ya dad on bacon scruts
Person one: So's ya baby on cabbage
Person two: :-(

by miss lily September 24, 2008

cabbage

1. A leaf based vegetable, with green or purple leaves.

2. When used with reference to a person, a idiot, moron, retard, or most other insults.

1. A brought a mouldy cabbage.

2. Grant is such a cabbage.

by Scion April 15, 2004