45 caught 34 / 4-4-2023 

45 caught 34 / 4-4-2023 — a slogan to commemorate the day and the reason Donald J. Trump was arrested and charged with 34 felonies.

Where where you when 45 caught 34 / 4-4-2023?

45 caught 34 / 4-4-2023 by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 6, 2023

caught with his hand in the nookie jar 

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.

The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.

caught with his hand in the nookie jar by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2017

Couchrage 

The act of expressing outrage, dissent or vitriol from the comfort of your bed or chair.

Toby's couchrage at the fat man who got stuck on the Ferris Wheel was ironic, considering he hadn't left his bed in 2 or 3 weeks.

Couchrage by geodave April 7, 2015

couch killer 

When someone is so fat that they would literally break your couch if they sat on it.

Guy 1: Dude, my couch has been squeaking ever since you brought your ex over to my house.
Guy 2: She's like 4 humans crammed into one human. She's a couch killer.

couch killer by zihb November 7, 2015

fainting couch feminism 

A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.

Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.

Oh, she's not responsible for her actions? Typical fainting couch feminism.

fainting couch feminism by dondidit October 16, 2014

Couch Cunt 

Couch Cunt

My wife decided to sleep on the couch and act like its shark week 24/7. She is such a Couch Cunt

Couch Cunt by LoneWolf67 April 17, 2020

Chughead 

People drink semen all the time and brand like chugwiser and ol chug and chugoors listen and to the gayest country singer Blake Shelton

I'm big time chughead

Chughead by Kingofdick July 18, 2019