burger patties

Large, discombobbled, and uneven pair of boobs for fat chicks. They are just two lumps of fat lard. This is why it seems like the fat girls are usually first to bloom.

dude she has massive burger patties! how disgusting those arent real

by oilcanman April 5, 2009

burger beatch

a women who loves to make her buns right

oooh u can touch my buns anytime

by destiny June 19, 2004

Jayin' the burgers

Verb: To overcook beef patties excessively, often to the point that they may have become unrecognizable from their original form. Jayed burgers will have a shrunken, crispy appearance, with a blacked layer of crust coating the outermost layer.

1). Honey, is supper ready yet or are you jayin' those burgers?!?!
2). Is that a hamburger on my plate? I can't tell if someone's been jayin' the burgers or if that's a large piece of coal on my bun.....

by kimba12 August 2, 2011

dino burger

A derogatory term for the Oslo-based band Dimmu Borgir.

With the release of In Sorte Diaboli, Dino Burger became the first black metal band with a number one album in their native country, lawl.

by Vusza March 1, 2009

burger kink

To put your penis between two buns.

Y'day ma nigga brought only burger kink home...

by Gnihihihihihihi June 8, 2016

Burger Daddy

A man that buys your burger for you.

This burger is so cheap that I can pay for it without my burger daddy!

by Orange-Fairy13 August 20, 2013

burger champ

The person who eats the most of any type of burger or sandwich. Most competitions take place with anywhere between 3 - 5 guys and the burgers/sandwiches are usually off the $1 menu at a fast food restaurant.

Big Dude 1: "Ok, Cajuns on three, let's do this. 1, 2, 3!"

(all start chowing down)

Big Dude 2: "I'm done!"

Skinny Dude: "I'm done too!"

Big Dude 1: "Holy shit dude. I'm so full. I can't take that third one. I'm done."

Skinny Dude: "Yes! I can't believe I beat one of you."

Big Dude 2: "Yeah nice job. You're definitely the burger champ right now. Your skinny ass had an uphill battle all the way."

by westfalia January 13, 2010