buffalo 

Buffalo is the definition of "used to".
Buffalo used to be cool.
It used to be semi-prosperous.
It used to be respectable.
It used to be inhabitable.

I'm not saying that if Scott Norwood makes that kick anything changes, but it wouldn't have made things worse.

The blue-collar factories and steel industry are, for the most part, long dead.

The political situation in Buffalo is, for lack of better words, a filthy stinking cesspool of overspending, patronage, and pork.

The inner city is a wasteland of crime, poverty, drugs. They could have saved it, revitalized the whole damn thing, but instead of building the University Center at Buffalo actually IN Buffalo, they built it in the suburbs.

I'm not going to go into the weather. Let's leave it at: when you can't remember what spring feels like, you know you're in Buffalo.

Stewardess: Due a a freak blizzard in May, we cannot take off. Enjoy Buffalo.

Passenger: Buffalo?! What a shithole...

buffalo by Master Control March 17, 2005

Buffalo Nickel

Guys often refer to a good looking girl as a "dime", meaning the girl is a perfect 10 because there's 10 cents in a dime. So, you call a busted fat girl who's half as good looking and twice as big a Buffalo Nickel.

Hey look at that dime! It's too bad her friend is a Buffalo Nickel.

Buffalo Nickel by Marksanassholebutalwaysright May 22, 2011

buffalo 

a city in western new york that used to be fairly decent. now it's mostly made up of ghettos, and closed down or extremely old rotting buildings. in the really bad ghettos you'll see VERY interesting people. the hsbc arena (where a lot of the huge local concerts/sports games here take place) is mostly surrounded by TONS of huge hideous factories (like the "ho oats" factory) that look as if they've been closed for 50 years(and they probably have been). but the hsbc arena itself is really nice. in buffalo you're likely to see some really nice places smack dab in the middle of the worst shithole. western new york is also the only fucking place in the country where you can get sunburnt AND frostbitten within a 3-day period. people used to be able to get jobs no matter what, but now most people are forced to work in shitty chemical factories (or some sort of factory that's actually OPEN) while still shitloads of people are being laid off every day. niagara falls is obviously really close to buffalo, and it isn't much better, but in the outskirts there's a lot less ghettos.

yesterday when i was driving home from work i saw a man in an orange radiation suit pushing a shopping cart down the sidewalk talking to himself.

(now i really DID see that)

buffalo by melissa g. April 25, 2005

buffalo eye 

When you peer into someone's soul. It is unforcable, and can only be done by chance. The closest repeatable action would be the o.O .

Bill: Hey, come here and look at this.
Ted: ...
Bill: HEY, come here and look at this.
Ted: ...
Bill: What are you doin? *turns around and sees Ted making cat noises clawing at a stain on the curtains*
Bill: o.O *buffalo eye*
Ted: *terrorized* dude... stop... you're giving me the buffalo eye.
Bill: Sorry, man.
Ted: It's ok... i thought i was gonna die. Try not to do it again..
Bill: I can't control it, man.

buffalo eye by Dano Magnum July 12, 2007

buffalo head 

A huge mound of pubic hair over a mans unit that has never been trimmed. A massive puff of pubes that resembles in size and shape to a buffalo's enormous head.

Jerry; Ho' shit!! Did you see Dave's buffalo head? His dick looked like a tiny tounge under all that shit!!

Ken; Yeah I saw that Buffalo Head... Wish I hadn't.

buffalo head by kingjo August 24, 2007

Buffalo 

A sketchy blue collar town in the heart of western New York. The place smells like piss but has some great restaurants.

Jake never returned to Buffalo after he was robbed there.

Buffalo by Johnny America December 11, 2018

buffalo envelope 

when you take your penis and face it down towards your balls and then grab your scrotum and try and stretch it over your penis until its covered.

can i show you my buffalo envelope?

buffalo envelope by i have no idea wat name 2 have March 3, 2011