Bootsequise

Anal Sex. Butt Sex.

"What is the time? It is time for the Bootsequise." (Originally coined by a 17 yr old french immigrant)

by Jimmy Williams April 28, 2003

bootser

a minor vehicular accident that results in minimal damage to the vehicles and no injuries to the drivers.

The police officier had a bootser while pursuing one of his three ex-wifes across Texas.

by seaside sweetie August 16, 2009

bootstink

The smell that is caused by the consistant wearing of an old pair of boots; usually hidden while the boots are on, but when taken off, a putrid, vomit-inducing stank is emitted. On certain occasions the bootstink is so bad that it is noticeable while the boots are still being worn.

"Did you get a whiff of Kenny's bootstink? Damn, it made me near keel over and die."
"Oh I know, man. I won't even hang out with him anymore because of it."

"Yo dude, what is that skeezy smell?"
"I think it's Katie's bootstink, she's had the same shoes for like, 5 years. I wanted to date her, until I caught a whiff of her damn feet."

by kc85 August 29, 2009

BOOTSER

A small fart that may or may not be intentional

Did you just bootser?

by b.shap October 26, 2010

uber boots

Tall waterproof rubber boots that go over the top the level of normal hiking boots. Often used in urban exploration or draining to avoid getting the feet wet, and thus making exploring safer and more enjoyable.

They are also used in occupational work like floor cleaning to serve the same purpose as well as to protect from the chemicals used in the work.

Don't forget to take your Uber boots if you're draining.

by Twystr May 7, 2008

genie boots

When you receive oral sex so good your toes curl up like genie boots.

1: "So what did you end up doing last night?"
2: "I was just chillin' with that bitch Rhonda, she gave me a pair of genie boots."

by pacious February 4, 2010

Chumpy Boots

Chumpy Boots is a nice way of calling someone a chump without doing it. It usually gets a "wha-a-a?" response. People (chumps) who are called "Chumpy Boots" tend to immediately call everyone in their vicinity the name, because they don't know what it is. Hence, the "chumpiness" of the word. A true "chumpy boots" is going to call someone else the name ESPECIALLY if they have no idea what it means.

I had no idea I was such a chump but I soon learned after I called him chumpy boots and had no idea what it meant! I guess I am the chump after all.

by MariaCB July 10, 2010