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baby on board 

A sign that can often be seen in car windows indicating that a baby is riding in the car.

Popularized in the simpsons episode where Homer joins the B Sharps, and makes these 3 words into a song.
The Song:
Baby on board,
how I adore,
that sign in my car windowpane.
Folks stop and stare, friends I don't care
That little yellow sign can't be ignored
I'm telling you it's mighty nice
Each trip's a trip to paradise
With my baby on board.
baby on board by Anonymous September 21, 2003
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Pelican Board 

A board that you attach pelicans to.
Kez was tired of chatting on IRC so she went and nailed some pelicans to the pelican board instead.
Pelican Board by ToolyTowers September 1, 2003

baby on board sticker 

a sticker meant for cars but sometimes placed on birthday presents made to upset your friends and close relatives
to *baby on board sticker* ly hope you enjoy your dog treats

baby on board 

Contrary to other definitions posted here, displaying a 'baby on board' sign is not actually intended to be an attempt to make other drivers drive more carefully.

It's for the Emergency Services in the event of an accident. It's so they know there may be someone in the vehicle who is small enough to have become trapped under a seat etc.

There. That's nothing to get mad about, is it?
See that mangled wreck? How cool is that? OMG, there's a Baby on Board!

Bubbleman's Board of Evil Robot Stuff 

omfgies!!! itz lyk teh kewl!

Nellie on board 

When a chick wants a full nelly(full nelson) administered to her when she wants to be fucked hard.
Yo - man, we got a "Nellie on Board."
Nellie on board by Con Rad November 25, 2007

Charcoochie board 

When a cannibal takes the pussy lips off his victims and places them on a chopping board in a deceptive manor
Mhmmm this charcoochie board is very beautiful