chron-block

when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on the way so you don't take your business elsewhere.
it is like cock-blocking, but with weed sales.

Juice: "Yeah. I am about to pick up some weed right now."
Me: "okay because I am really tryna smoke a blunt."

48 hours later.......still no weed

Juice: "yeah my man is about to come though with some fire."
Me: "bullshit. stop trying to chron-block"

by jonnyfuckinblaze December 15, 2011

Bladder Blocker

A bladder blocker is one of those ner do well friends and associates who seem to think that it's welcome and approrprate to intercept you need to urinate and they stop you outside the bathroom door at the worst possible moment.

Related to: Dump Blocker

What's with that butthead, everytime I have the urge he has to bladder block me!

Freaking Bladder Blocker! Next time I'm just going to smile and pee on his foot how's that for warm and fuzzy!

by ilookmarvlus January 6, 2012

copy-block

copy-block \ kop-ee blok \ , verb;

the act of sending a print job to the copier so large that it "blocks" others from printing to that machine temporarily

Jim always seems to copy-block his colleagues by sending large documents to the network printer.

by Scotch1979 January 12, 2012

Twat Blocker

To prevent another fellow woman from sleeping with a man. Like "Cock Blocker" but for a woman.

You are a twat blocker!

Sorry to Twat Block you, but he's mine!

You be creative.

by Youdontneedtoknow May 6, 2012

Flop block

When someone raises pre flop in a game of Texas Hold'em poker, trying to block other players from seeing the flop for cheap.

He flop blocked the table by betting one hundred dollars pre flop and then showed pocket aces, why does he have to be such a flop blocker?

by Daniel Spahettian June 8, 2014

Cock Blockbuster

A measure taken to bypass a cock block.

Guy: This girl is hot.
Boyfriend: She's with me!
Guy: Why am I not convinced.
Boyfriend: *Punches guy*
Girl: You're a jerk! I'm done with you. I'll go with someone who's nicer.
Guy (whispering): Cock Blockbuster.

by BarrelOfRadioactiveIceCream July 11, 2015

Cockpit Blocked

When you want to have sex on a plane, but your girlfriend is too busy hanging out with the pilots in the cockpit.

Intercom: Will Mila Kunis please come to the cockpit immediately?

Ashton Kutcher: Aw shit i've been cockpit blocked again!

by GotAFuckingUsername September 8, 2015