Justin Bieber

A squirrel in a blender.

There are good artists and then there's Justin Bieber.

by Windows10Hater November 30, 2013

Justin Bieber

The 18-year-old lesbian second coming of Donny Osmond, whose fans are pre-pubescent females possessing a secret insecurity about thier pubic hair.

Biebitch: Omggg! Justin Bieber is sooo hawt now! Look at the way he poses on the album cover of "Boyfriend".

Me: You have no fucking taste in music, the music gods laugh at you.

Biebitch: Ugh, Shut up, you're just jealous of him.

Me: BITCH PLEASE! If I was jealous of a lesbian, It'd be my sista kd lang!!!

by spideyrescue July 6, 2012

Justin Bieber

A creature native in Canada and Georgia. Has a high-pitched screech and feeds on screams of "Mrs. Biebers". Usually attracts 9-13 year old girls. Has a couple of well-known types of screeching, e.g. "One Time", "Somebody to Love", and of course, the all too popular "Baby".

Guy: Man, I hate Justin Bieber!
Girl: I love him!
Guy: I'm breaking up with you.

by EmoPuppeh June 1, 2011

bieschked

Getting totally screwed.

That guy just got totally bieschked when he fell through the ice!!

by Brian C. Lomas October 21, 2006

biendeed

Affirmative--in a good way.
Equivalent to "yup" or "yes indeedy."
From French/Spanish "Bien" and English "Indeed."

"Are you the one who baked these delicious cookies?"
"Biendeed!"

by lauryl4062 February 11, 2009

bieber pole

The marquee of a recently retired barber wherein a new female stylist has taken up work. Only having been trained in certain areas of the craft, all men young and old walk out of the establishment resembling Justin Bieber.

Willy: "Hey Jack! I noticed your new hairstyle, where'd you get that fresh mop?"
Jack: "Just look for that bieber pole at 5th and Main, Willy."

by userabuser August 15, 2012

Biebitches

Justin Bieber obsessive chick fan base of Beliebers turning into high pitched screaming unstoppable zombies.

Activities include : pushing people out of the way, running, screaming, screeching, clawing, pulling hair, crying, running into and across traffic, possibly breaking windows, climbing just about everything to get close enough to Justin Bieber, yelling "I LOVE YOU JUSTIN" and sadly much more...

Me: "Omg! Look at those Biebitches go! Justin's gonna get trampled on!"

Friend: *grabs popcorn* "Let's watch!"

by 2anonymous2know November 12, 2012