Bible

Christian religious text used to gain salvation through Christ and follow His word. Meant to create peace and spread kindness to all who read it and preach its words

“Jesus loves you, it says so in the Bible”

by RidleyAnne December 24, 2020

bible study

Slang for having sexual activity with someone & using the excuse of being religious, preferably with someone with the name of Jordan.

'Hey, I've got bible study tonight with Jordan.'
'Sorry Jasmine & Seazer, but my bible study with Jordan is far more important than feeding the homeless.'

by Awesomality January 2, 2014

Bibliotechno

noun:
Stemming from the Greek word "biblos" meaning book and the style of electronic dance music "techno."

A dance club and fully functioning library in which patrons are encouraged to bring books, browse the current collection of books/periodicals or simply dance the night away.

The term was originally coined in Robledillo, a small town in Spain, by Conquistador Hastio Perros III, a former librarian turned DJ circa 1989.

Jarvis: Hey babe. Let's go out and rage the club tonight.

Lolita: Hmm I dunno, boo. I was feelin' like curling up with a good book. Maybe we could read to eachother...?

Dermot: Hey guys! Don't mean to interrupt! Why don't you go to that new bibliotechno down the street?!?

Jarvis: Bro. Why are you eavesdropping on our conversation right now?

by DicksInDisguise June 6, 2017

bibby squad

The youngest and hottest crew in the city from the north and east side of Tampa to plant city also known as EBG (eye ball gang) and K4B

Bibby squad we up the score.

by 0824 November 22, 2021

Pink Bible

Another term used for vagina. Can be used when talking about sex and religion.

Did you hear about the local pastor's sex scandal?

No, what.

I heard he left an offering in her pink bible.

by Reddhawks August 27, 2012

Performative Bible

criminal-mafia republicans tweeting pious garbage to distract from being terrible

Suzie was perusing Twitter and came across Kelly Loeffler's tweet from book of Matthew. "Wait isn't she the insider-trading gal?" she thought to herself. "My god these depraved republicans always do Performative Bible like we don't know they broke the law"

by Uncle Joosie December 28, 2020

The Bible

An egotistical autobiography that could be fiction.

Church: "Did you read The Bible"
Priest: "yes"

by anonymous January 25, 2021