Berty

While having sex with a girl, stare at another woman in the room.

I pulled a berty on her and her friend.

by Djmm187 March 31, 2009

Bertation

The feeling you get for someone who only won two grammy's when they were nominated for ten.

Well a very very hepay uh hevay da bertation tonight we had a very dara dareson bite lets go hit tara tazen engschlebet dey had da pit.

by Dareson Engschlebet March 4, 2011

Bertuzzi Cock

To kick the shit out of somebody in NHL Hitz!

Ohh snap son, Ray just handed you the Bertuzzi Cock!

by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

Dirty Bertha

When a man is with a large woman, and she reaches underneath her fat rolls to produce "Boob Schmega" and then procedes to slap him in the forehead with it.

When I commented on her size, she proceded to hit me with a dirty bertha-But I fucked her anyway!

by Bods July 1, 2006

bertuzzi

Quite simply the best power forward in the game right now. He combines finesse with brute strength, and talent with grit. He's got it all, he can score or set up a pretty goal or lay a clean hit to change the momentum of a game and isn't afraid to crash the net.

He's a good guy with a family and kids that contributes to charity like all the Canucks, he stood up for his team mate, best friend and captain and made a mistake like all we all do; he has more than paid for his.

Any team would be lucky to have a player like Todd on their team. He's one of the most popular(he led all western conference vote getters for the 03/04 season) and hated players in the league (either jealous or afraid). Arguably one of the most exciting players as well; when he and linemate Naslund click, they're unstoppable.

I love Todd Bertuzzi, he's an amazing hockey player.

by j0813 February 21, 2005

Bertram

The High Chancellor of the Holy Britannian Empire.

Bertram literally controls the Empire of Britannia

by Hohenheim June 12, 2016

turd berth

a raging evil brown droppage

"and on the seventh day the lord let forth a flaming turd berth"

by Corey Blount March 29, 2003