mango beard

The act of urinating on your own beard.

Hey Bill I bet you can't give yourself a mango beard

by mrweegles February 12, 2019

Rhianna Beard

Rhianna is one the sweetest people in the entire world. Any room she walks into lights up within seconds, she makes you see the silver lining in any situation. Rhianna is more concerned with others than she is with herself and makes sure that everyone is put before her needs. She will be right there whenever you need a hug or a laugh or someone to talk to. When she hurts there is no need for her to tell anyone because only the ones she keeps closest know her truth. Her coffee-coloured brown eyes are the door to her soul, one look and you're enticed, her smile is contagious and her whole personality and looks are just the best, unbeatable! When you find a Rhianna keep a hold of her, she is my rock and world. I don't know what I would have done without her and I am glad that we're still standing after all time. So go and find a Rhianna to complete your life.

Person #1: Who's your best friend?
Person #2: Rhianna Beard...

Person #3: OhMyGosh! Lucky! Don't let her go!

by KGhost03 June 2, 2019

beard bun

A beard with just enough length to make a bun when using a rubber band.

Did you see how ridiculous Al's beard bun looks on his chin??

by kozmotini December 14, 2017

beard molester

A female who really enjoys stroking mens beards. Sometimes a female barber particularly enjoys this.

That girl is a beard molester... she has touched every beard in the bar.

by SpeakeasyT January 8, 2018

Beard Spotter

One who helps identify food particles and other undesirables in someone else's beard

I would have gone down on that girl with hot sauce in my beard if it weren't for my beard spotter!

by Baldwin West August 6, 2016

bearded donkey

A bearded donkey is when someone with a hairy ass squats on your forehead after you pass out from drinking too much.

I can't believe I got so wasted last night that Tony gave me the bearded donkey.

by Googleme367 January 17, 2017

Pandemic Beard

When a man grows a beard during self quarantine because he's too lazy to shave.

person 1: Dude, did you see Justin's pandemic beard?
person 2: I know dude, he's posting it EVERYWHERE!

by froooooooogy March 25, 2020