Mount Bachelor Academy

A co-ed boarding school located in the middle of the Ochoco National Forest 1 and 1/2 hours outside of Prineville, Oregon. Stemmed from a cult, it brainwashes its' students who have been deemed as "youth at risk," by putting them in a room for 2-4 days and playing songs by Neil Diamond and Cyndi Lauper for hours straight while yelling at them. An oppressive, fascist environment where you sell out your friends to get ahead. The individual staff there are either inconsistent, power-hungry ass holes or nice and can't think for themselves, and allow themselves to be pushed around by the more dominant staff, eventually getting fired, or becoming another power-hungry staff.

Guy: Do you attend Mount Bachelor Academy?
Girl: Yeah, I go to MBA. Why?
Guy: Oh, so were you there for drugs, sex, or violence?
Girl: All three, and for disrespect and dropping out of high school.

by LuluB March 19, 2009

batching it

playing the role of a bachelor (applicable to males and females) for a time. Temporarily single because your partner is away.

I'm batching it this weekend becaues my husband is out of town

by Twitlevee November 6, 2010

bachelor hand

A Texas Hold'em starting hand of a Jack and King offsuit.

From "Jack-King-Off(suit)".

He should've stayed in with that bachelor hand.

by Josh556 July 28, 2007

confirmed bachelor

An old fashioned way of saying that a man is gay

He was seen walking around with confirmed bachelor John Watson

by jawnlocked March 6, 2017

Baby Bachelor Party

A "bachelor" party thrown for a father to be on the day of the expecting mothers's baby shower. Hall passes are rare in this world and get even more scarce after a baby so take advantage when you can.

My wife had her baby shower yesterday so my boys threw me a "Baby Bachelor Party" where we proceeded to d0 our best impression of "The Hangover"...

by Freeslouz April 13, 2011

batchy

Early 1960s teen slang, meaning sweaty and smelly. Based on the yeasty smell of sweat and related to a "batch" of rising dough. Heard in Southern California high schools. Girls, however, were never batchy.

Oh, man. I've got to get a shower. I have a date with Cindy, and she hates it when I'm all batchy.

by MineralMan October 30, 2010

Batchcock

🙋 ♂️ Batch cock: when a b-list male adult film actor is the secondary male performer in a scene with one starlet, he’s simply another batch cock

“We need a batchcock for this scene!”

by Super Smart 61 November 14, 2022