barney

a ugly ass dinosaur that haunts kids dreams

friend : hey jim did you see barney ?

jim : oh you mean that ugly ass dinosaur ?
friend : yeah

by charliebean4 January 11, 2020

Barney Stinson

Daddy’s home

Barney Stinson: Suit up! It’s gonna be legen...wait for it...dary!

by Babbo Natale May 2, 2021

Barney the dino

Barney is a dinosaur and he’s so hot I have a crush on him….

Woah your looking so hot today are you Barney the dino

by Tim tams for lifer December 1, 2021

Barney Stinson

The inventor of bro code and The Playbook.
The epitome of awesomeness.

Grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it - Barney Stinson

by anonymous February 16, 2022

Barnisquis

Urinating while completely naked

Look over there he is barnisquising right in front of a school.

by Kingofdiction May 26, 2022

Barns Courtney

he makes alt/country/rock-ish music. very superior. if you listen to him you probably have an outgoing spirit, probably raised in an isolated area be it a farm or just in the middle of nowhere (or strive to be), you’re probably alt aswell and loves a good elec guitar riff. BUT you are most definitely a mentally ill chaotic little lgbtq+ emo<3 (cuz same)

matt: “yooo that kid has a hell of a music taste”
alex: “yeah man he’s listening to barns courtney”
kid in question: *absolutely jamming tf out with speakers on full blast*
matt: “damn bro. if i wanna be that cool i should listen to barns courtney”
alex: *kicks starts playing* “already ahead of you buddy”

by DumpTruckBilly June 17, 2022

Facial Barnet

Used to describe facial hair; normally beards.

''Ah you need to get that facial barnet chopped son.''

by Ronnie Moore June 29, 2008