he makes alt/country/rock-ish music. very superior. if you listen to him you probably have an outgoing spirit, probably raised in an isolated area be it a farm or just in the middle of nowhere (or strive to be), you’re probably alt aswell and loves a good elec guitar riff. BUT you are most definitely a mentally ill chaotic little lgbtq+ emo<3 (cuz same)

matt: “yooo that kid has a hell of a music taste”
alex: “yeah man he’s listening to barns courtney”
kid in question: *absolutely jamming tf out with speakers on full blast*
matt: “damn bro. if i wanna be that cool i should listen to barns courtney”
alex: *kicks starts playing* “already ahead of you buddy”

Barns Courtney by DumpTruckBilly June 17, 2022

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Facial Barnet

Used to describe facial hair; normally beards.

''Ah you need to get that facial barnet chopped son.''

Facial Barnet by Ronnie Moore June 29, 2008

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Sun Bares

When the sun is shining and adorable young ladies start to parade around with lots of skin exposed. The main factor being their adorableness, not blatent sexuality. Cute

I saw this girl walking across campus she was so cute, the first sun bare of the season.

Let's get a six pack and go look for sun bares!

Sun Bares by Chinook17 July 1, 2011

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Landen Barney

Also known as “Big dick Landen”. He acts like a retard most of the time. He is a vape god for sure. Careful when your around him he might vape in your face and give you that nicotine. Homie for sure.

Dude Landen Barney is a vape god and he is so sexy, am I right?

Landen Barney by Chili Johnson July 26, 2019