Jalon Brockington

A fucking cunt that hasn't finished the first episode of his show but is working on the second season already.

Aidan: Hey when is episode 1 coming out?
Jalon Brockington: Idk. But what do u think about these ideas for season 2?
Aidan: *physical confusion*

by UrBestFriendVoid69 November 15, 2019

Load Barking

The sound you hear while watching your neighbor enjoy time outside with their children and dog as jealousy builds up inside you.

Her life is so great and my life sucks. Why doesn't her dog stop that load barking?

by Exertus January 31, 2021

Pennsylvania Barking Spider

a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper

*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania Barking Spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year.

by Sacob Jmith March 15, 2021

Double backing

While you and partner lay there in bed naked next to each other jumping the air and talking dirty to each other.

The couple were double backing late at night.

by Dr Jekyll619 March 27, 2021

Jack Blacking

When a metal head leaves their usual listening stance and enters a full body spasm including strange facial and hand gestures, possibly paired with mouth guitar noises due to quality heavy music.

My girlfriend caught me Jack Blacking to Gojira in the bathroom last night and now she won't return my calls.

by Raven_ousx December 18, 2021

Silver Barebacking

When he fucks you without a condom in missionary and his hands are in fists, supporting his weight over the bottom

Damn, man, my wrists hurt after silver barebacking this bitch all last night.

by Diego Salvatore February 26, 2022

Chicken bricking

The art of shoving you cock inside a chicken then grabbing a brick in each hand and crushing the chickens head. The chicken will go into intense convulsions and give you a amazing orgasm.

Ol John boy was caught by uncle Jimmy bad touch chicken bricking out in the chicken coop

by ŘÖČĶŠŤ☆Ŕ April 18, 2022