Bathtub Hoax

It is when someone says they're going to take a bath but they just turn on the water and wet their hair. You can tell by the fact that the towels are dry, the mirror is clean, and the sink and their clothes may be wet because they were too lazy to take of their top and dip their head in the running water. Can also be seen in public bathroom/shower areas.

Tiara says she takes a shower every day but I went in and she pulled a bathtub hoax.

by Jane-etter Eno December 3, 2007

Baptismonfire

A goat that occasionally cosplays as a edgy self harming pale skined teenager

"babadook is the Dom and pennywise is the sub" , "woah dude that's a total baptismonfire thing to say."

by Samayo kami June 12, 2018

Nashville Bathtub

An act performed by a prostitute or hooker, typically for a very high price. The lady or gentleman of the night will place you in the driver's seat of your car, encase you in whiskey-flavored jello-o, and lock you inside. Typical rates for a Nashville Bathtub generally run anywhere from $200-$1,000, depending on the size of your vehicle and the professional caliber of your companion.

My wife left me because she could smell the evidence of the Nashville Bathtub I did in her Altima.

by nothingfancy February 23, 2011

Baptize

To kill someone, humiliate someone, or to engage in sexual intercourse.

I just baptized that bisha!

Did you baptize that Jew?
Yeah, he's dead.

by Hairy piper January 20, 2009

Baptists

People who run around and conscript people into their religious clan by luring them using little curses or actions.

1. Someone wore a baby blue shirt and became the big white hype without them knowing. Thost baptists!

2. I ate a hamburger and all of a sudden I am considered part of the gay community. I was baptized into the gay community.

by GhostScripter July 9, 2010

The Bayou Bathtub

when a girl deepthroats you untill she throws up then you fuck her til she squirts in the throw up then you make her roll around in it

Danny: She took me back to her place she gave me head, then she threw up yadda yadda yadda she rolled around in puke and passed out, you know The Bayou Bathtub .....I felt bad thou I didn't lock the door when I left

by Danny jonathan brandon O'tool November 9, 2007

baptized

Diluted with water or some other worthless, inert substance. Primarily applies to liquor or other drugs.

I see that this Whisky has been baptized, and that well!

by Bob Prochko September 28, 2005